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Pennsylvania Sheriff Finds The Biggest Snowball In The History of Snowballs

Funny story: Pennsylvania Sheriff Finds The Biggest Snowball In The History of Snowballs

ALTOONA, Pennsylvania - Sheriff Drexel Carbonero, 59, has been in law enforcement for over 32 years. And in that time he says he has literally seen it all. But yesterday afternoon as he was out on patrol he came upon something that he could not be...

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Olympic Officials Announce New Winter Events

Funny story: Olympic Officials Announce New Winter Events

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Olympic officials announced today the debut of three new winter events. The Avalanchathon is an event where skiers attempt to ski through man made avalanches. Points are achieved by 1) remaining upright and 2) surviving.

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Military-Industrial Complex™ invites public to 'pick a fight'

Funny story: Military-Industrial Complex™ invites public to 'pick a fight'

Washington, DC -- America's Military-Industrial Complex™ is going public with an advertising campaign that invites Americans to choose the next war in which the nation will participate. Called "Pick a Fight," the campaign represents the firs...

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Plainclothes Officer Unleashes Wrath, Guns Down 23 Snowmen

Funny story: Plainclothes Officer Unleashes Wrath, Guns Down 23 Snowmen

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Twenty-three snowmen and a lifesize plastic Santa Claus are in critical condition this Monday after an off-duty, plainclothes officer shot up a Washington, D.C. area community snowball fight, said authorities. The 28-year-old of...

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Snowball Earth?

Funny story: Snowball Earth?

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - According to Physorg.com, "Snowball" Earth really became "Slushball" Earth. Evidenced by the amount of carbon 13 which was found in the remains of plants of the late Neoproterozoic era, somewhere between 85...

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Editorial: Why does everyone hate me?

One of the questions that I often ask myself is why everyone hates me. I mean, sure I can be obnoxious at times but am I really worse than anyone else? It seems that people just enjoy hating me. I mean, the other day, my friend, at least I think he’s my friend, just came up and punched me on the shoulder multiple times in the snow. You’d think he’d take the snowball joke. It was only one little sn...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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