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Funny story: Snooki Polizzi Devastated At Being Eliminated From Dancing With The Stars

Snooki Polizzi Devastated At Being Eliminated From Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Snooki Polizzi was literally shocked when she heard Dancing With The Stars host Tom Bergeron say that she would be the one going home on the show's latest episode. Her eyes welled up with tears and she buried her face in dance partner...
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Funny story: Snooki Is Predicting That She Is Going To Win This Season's Dancing With The Stars

Snooki Is Predicting That She Is Going To Win This Season's Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Nicole Polizzi, better known as Snooki, has said that she is literally dancing her butt off on Dancing With The Stars. She remarked that her dance partner Sasha Farber takes into account that at 4-foot-9-inches she is very tiny and he...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Admits That Now That The Weight Is Off It's Staying Off

Christina Aguilera Admits That Now That The Weight Is Off It's Staying Off

LA BREA, California - Christina Aguilera, singer and former judge on The Voice was recently spotted at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner having lunch with her hair stylist FuFi Fondue. Aguilera informed Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that...
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Funny story: Snooki Buys Underwater Roller Coaster For An Even $2 Million

Snooki Buys Underwater Roller Coaster For An Even $2 Million

Seaside Heights, NJ - No one took it on the chin by Super Storm Sandy worse than the idyllic little town known for its' beautiful beaches, all-American boardwalk and some of the trashiest assholes to ever have a television show based around them.
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Funny story: Snooki Says Christina Aguilera Stole Her 'Look'

Snooki Says Christina Aguilera Stole Her 'Look'

NEW YORK CITY - Nicole Polizzi, better known as Snooki, is reportedly quite upset with Christina Aguilera of The Voice. Polizzi, who just three months ago gave birth to a baby boy who she named Lorenzo Dominion Fettuccine LaValle, talked with Faji...
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Funny story: Madonna Wants To Adopt Snooki's Baby

Madonna Wants To Adopt Snooki's Baby

NEW YORK CITY - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, star of The Jersey Shore just gave birth to a 6-pound-5-ounce baby boy who she named Lorenzo Domino Pizza LaValle. Snooki said that little Domino, as she plans to call him, shot right out of her like a gaze...
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Funny story: A Very Pregnant Snooki Polizzi Looks Like A Bowling Ball With Legs and Arms

A Very Pregnant Snooki Polizzi Looks Like A Bowling Ball With Legs and Arms

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Jessica Simpson seemed to be pregnant for ten months before she gave birth to Maxwell House Drew Simpson-Johnson. And it now appears that one of the stars of The Jersey Shore, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi just might be giving h...
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Funny story: Man almost breaks internet but not quite by writing extremely long title for spoof article, world reacts but more interested in other things to be honest, like Hillary Clinton and Russell Brand relationship rumours.

Man almost breaks internet but not quite by writing extremely long title for spoof article, world reacts but more interested in other things to be honest, like Hillary Clinton and Russell Brand relationship rumours.

The internet almost spectacularly collapsed at the weekend when a spate of long titled spoof articles were approved by spoof writers who were left holding the keys for the weekend. "The lunatics have taken over the asylum" said one man Melvyn Toof...
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Funny story: Rick Santorum Concedes Snooki Pregnancy Good Argument for Contraceptives

Rick Santorum Concedes Snooki Pregnancy Good Argument for Contraceptives

Snooki, of Jersey Shore fame, has admitted to being pregnant with her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle, as the father. Shore roommate, Mike "The Situation" is, however, causing quite a stir with news that the baby may be his, sending shockwaves through Amer...
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Funny story: Poll reveals 63% of nation's douchebags offended by the term "douchebag"

Poll reveals 63% of nation's douchebags offended by the term "douchebag"

According to a CNN/USA Today poll, 63 percent of surveyed douchebags hold a negative connotation to the term "douchebag". "I find that the term is outdated, and needs a change as it no longer captures the essence of what makes our people unique" says...
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Funny story: Modelling agency accused of discrimination

Modelling agency accused of discrimination

Susan Dowdy is suing her local modelling agency, Hott Models, for discrimination. The 50 year-old spinster from West Lothian, Scotland, applied for a job at Hott and was shocked to be turned down because she 'didn't have the right look'. 'It's o...
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Funny story: George Clooney Says That Looking At Stacy Keibler's Long, Luscious Legs Makes His Mouth Water

George Clooney Says That Looking At Stacy Keibler's Long, Luscious Legs Makes His Mouth Water

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - George Clooney and Stacy Keibler spent the weekend down at The Pancho Villa Resort Villa in Cabo San Lucas. The couple certainly made use of the beautiful beach as George and Stacy laid around rubbing sunblock on each othe...
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Funny story: Irene pounds Jersey shore, but still not nearly as loud and obnoxious as Snooki

Irene pounds Jersey shore, but still not nearly as loud and obnoxious as Snooki

SEASIDE HEIGHTS, New Jersey--Hurricane Irene churned its way last night into the Jersey shore, knocking out power to thousands of residents holed up inside gaining protection from pounding winds. Still, the storm paled when compared to the average...
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Funny story: The Jersey Shores' Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Is Rejected By 'Dancing With The Stars'

The Jersey Shores' Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Is Rejected By 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - It is extremely rare that the top rated dance show Dancing With The Stars rejects a celebrity who actually asks to appear on the show. But the shows producer Bernadette Penderlicki informed Hollywood Vis-a-Vis reporter Hacienda Dakota...
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Funny story: Jersey Shore Stars Featured in Italy but Ignored by Italians

Jersey Shore Stars Featured in Italy but Ignored by Italians

Hoping to capitalize on the modest U.S. success of the cable TV reality series, Jersey Shore, producers send the new series trailer along with a few of its stars to Italy in order to hype the next season. Their arrival was met with unexpected si...
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Funny story: The Cast of 'The Jersey Shore' is Returning For A Season Number Three Except For One of Its Guido's

The Cast of 'The Jersey Shore' is Returning For A Season Number Three Except For One of Its Guido's

TRENTON, New Jersey - Vinnie Vincent Bellavista the producer of the hit reality series The Jersey Shore has just announced that the show will be returning in August for a third season. Bellavista says that he had actually toyed with the idea of re...
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Funny story: Snooki Evades Arrest on Impersonating an Italian-American Warrant, Crashes into Cop Car

Snooki Evades Arrest on Impersonating an Italian-American Warrant, Crashes into Cop Car

MTV almost lost it's greasiest "Jersey Shore" cast member over the weekend, when gelatinous rodent Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi rammed her car into the back of a police vehicle, and sources say she was evading police attempting to arrest her for Impersona...
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Funny story: MTV's Jersey Shore star Snooki - punches herself in the face

MTV's Jersey Shore star Snooki - punches herself in the face

It was announced today that late yesterday that the reason for Nicole Polizzi's (a.k.a.'Snooki') recent hospitalization was due to a minor concussion that she apparently inflicted on herself by punching herself in the face. A couple of years ago,...
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