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Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, But ...

Funny story: Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, But ...

...Apparently they DO wear sneakers. This was confirmed recently when a 1500-year-old mummy was found in Mongolia wearing what looked like -- drumroll, please -- sneakers. Yikes! Guess you're never too old to wear sneakers! The find was a boon to sneaker manufacturers who seized upon the advertising possibilities. They immediately went to work on spirited slogans, such as: -- Treat...

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Pink Dog Wearing Pink Sneakers Still at Large

Funny story: Pink Dog Wearing Pink Sneakers Still at Large

As reported in "Lost: Pink Dog With Sneakers. Return to West Hollywood." in The New York Times, the Sheriff's Department has still not recovered the 200-pound pink statue of a dog wearing sneakers -- a statue that had stood on Santa Monica Boulevard...

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Sneaks, Kicks, and Horse Shoes: the Celtics Branch Out to Fulvous Yellow

The Celtics had a tradition last season of having only one person wear a specially colored sneakers. It is usually Paul Pierce or Rajon Rondo, and last season they wore a bright green sneaker. The idea seemed limited. Perhaps it was in a rotation...

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Nike Air Jordan Sneakers; The Real Reason People Fight to Buy Them

Funny story: Nike Air Jordan Sneakers; The Real Reason People Fight to Buy Them

The pushing and shoving, the brawls, the pepper spray. That's what some people wanting to snag themselves a pair of the latest Nike Air Jordans have had to endure. Is it worth it? Those in the know say YES. This is a product beyond compare.

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Nike's new Air Jordan shoe causes riots in the US!

Funny story: Nike's new Air Jordan shoe causes riots in the US!

Nike has released a new version of their successful shoe range, Air Jordan, and thousands of desperate punters attempting to buy a pair have caused riots in many major cities. Sneaker shop keepers just couldn't provide every customer with a pair o...

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