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Republicans hire private militia to kidnap Trumps NotSoSmartPhone™

Funny story: Republicans hire private militia to kidnap Trumps NotSoSmartPhone™

Republicans scared of being shot at have engaged white supremacists paramilitary groups to protect them and launch a black ops to kidnap Trumps NotSoSmartPhone™. After recent baseball shenanigans Republicans have reviewed their security ar...

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Americans Shouldn't Pay Taxes Unless They Are Fair

Funny story: Americans Shouldn't Pay Taxes Unless They Are Fair

To provide a framework for this story, let it be reported that In the U.S. people making an average of $75,000 pay an effective federal tax rate of 20%. But CEO Tim Crook has decided that Pear Corporation, makers of computers and smart phones doe...

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The Sound of Smartphones

Funny story: The Sound of Smartphones

After Simon and Garfunkel Hello Smartphone, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because I'm sitting here almost sleeping Until I hear my iPhone loudly beeping And the train of thought that was forming in my brain No longer remains Within the screen of silence In restless sleep I hear its drone My ever-present new Smartphone 'Neath the halo of my bedside lamp I turned my...

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Conspiracy Theories #3 - More Nightmares To Ruin Your Sleep

Funny story: Conspiracy Theories #3 - More Nightmares To Ruin Your Sleep

Conspiracy Theories is the hard hitting website that isn't afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon the general publicum. We are here because you need us! We are ever vigilant against those evil people, organizations, nations and cultures that are out to handicap and repress our great American lifestyle. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - T...

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Smart Phone eats woman's ear, attaches to head!

Anna Mae McCorkle, a prominent citizen off Louisburg, NC was rushed to the hospital this morning after collapsing at the local Walmart. The Franklin Times is reporting that she was taken to Wake Med in Raleigh as all of the doctors in Louisburg have...

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New App Will Call a Party-Goer to Crack Your Smart Phone Screen in Authentically "Cool" Manner

Funny story: New App Will Call a Party-Goer to Crack Your Smart Phone Screen in Authentically "Cool" Manner

New York, NY- Today, the new "CrackIt" app was officially launched to much fanfare, it's an app that provides users a "socially legitimate phone screen crack" on-demand. The app was bolstered by an impressive $2 million dollar seed funding round, led...

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Poodle Glass - Google's Shocking Amendment

Funny story: Poodle Glass - Google's Shocking Amendment

And BOOM!!! Google HQ exploded to bits. Just as they had their amazing "Google Glass" on the Product Line. "Google thought everything was over", said Google C.E.O Larry Smith. "Alas, until thy young , innocent pink poodle appeared from out of the...

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New Sony "Smart-Ass" Phone to Debut

Funny story: New Sony "Smart-Ass" Phone to Debut

Industry insiders are talking about the latest iteration of the "smart phone", the "smart ass" phone that hits the markets this week. Developed in one of the most smart alecky cities on the planet, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, the new phone was develop...

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Majority of Americans Spent Last Week of December Ignoring Family Members on Smartphones

Funny story: Majority of Americans Spent Last Week of December Ignoring Family Members on Smartphones

Anywhere U.S.A.---In an unprecendented scientific study conducted by a idiotic research team at Pace University, it was discovered that 88% of Americans spent the majority of their time off from work during the last week of December ignoring family m...

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Cincinnati Teen Run Over Twice While Texting Her Friend

Funny story: Cincinnati Teen Run Over Twice While Texting Her Friend

CINCINNAT, OH--A Cincinnati teenager, Brittany Simpson, was run over twice on Thursday while texting her friend as she crossed 4th and Walnut St. While Brittany was crossing the street, absorbed in her Smart Phone, a Ford Focus ran over the sixtee...

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Tensions Rising Between Smart Phones and Users; Autocorrect Cited as Problem

A new poll taken by the Pew Research Center has shown growing distrust between Smart Phones and the people who use them. Among the 10,000 users surveyed, 7,843 (more than 78%) said that they trust their phone less than half of the time, often checkin...

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Smart Phones Turn their Users into Assholes, Researchers say

Funny story: Smart Phones Turn their Users into Assholes, Researchers say

Dateline: BERKELEY--While many Americans are reeling from the news that the NSA is spying on their locations by tracking their mobile devices, social scientists are concerned about a more existential threat: those devices are turning people into assh...

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College Professor Astounded Upon Seeing Student Reading ACTUAL BOOK

"In this age of facebook likes, tweeter twits, doo-hickies, smart phones, and zippy dees, it's rare to find young people reading a book," declares Manny Zahrelik, Ph.D, professor of English Literature and Composition at Philistine University. Pro...

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Samsung to launch platinum smart phone

Funny story: Samsung to launch platinum smart phone

MOM'S BASEMENT, NY - The Internet is abuzz over reports that the next Samsung Galaxy 13y will be clad with platinum. The announcement came shortly after Apple announced that they will be launching a new gold iPhone in September. According to re...

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Fraping goes mobile

Funny story: Fraping goes mobile

Fraping, or the act of logging onto somebody else's Facebook account and posting something inordinately witty as their status, has finally reached the mobile age. "In the past, people would be around at a friends house, and they would see the lapt...

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Angry Birds Designer Hides Phoenix Cheat

Funny story: Angry Birds Designer Hides Phoenix Cheat

Looking to provide an edge for select players of the wildly successful Angry Birds smart phone game, a new bird character known as the "Phoenix" was hidden inside the existing game with special instructions to activate the cheat. Angry Birds graph...

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Islamaphonia: the New Islamic Smart Phone

Funny story: Islamaphonia: the New Islamic Smart Phone

A new kind of smart phone has been launched today in India to corner a valuable religious market which will no doubt attract hundreds of millions of users. It is called the Islamaphonia and is going to be the world's first smart phone for Islam. I...

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Apple wins Nobel Prize for Anthropology

Funny story: Apple wins Nobel Prize for Anthropology

NEW YORK CITY - In a rare feat, Apple Inc. won the Nobel Prize for Anthropology on Tuesday for its "discovery of being the fourth basic necessity for human survival" says the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences. The prize committee said that Apple...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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