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Funny story: Alcohol Makes You Lose Brain Cells? Not According To Idiot/Savant!

Alcohol Makes You Lose Brain Cells? Not According To Idiot/Savant!

Everybody's alarmed at the recent report that "Alcohol Destroys Brain Cells". Of course, I tell them we only use ten percent of our brain anyway according to those same people, right? So I read about how many brain cells we have to lose and it's...
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Funny story: Turkey Arse Sales Soar In Cash-Strapped Britain

Turkey Arse Sales Soar In Cash-Strapped Britain

The British Butchers Co-operative (BBC) today announced that this year has seen a record breaking increase in the sale of turkey arses. The turkey arse fell out of favour when WWII rationing ended in the 1950s, when most meat vendors flogged them...
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Funny story: Pornographic fruit given as gift to Kate and Wills. Looks like a cute arse and a bit extra.

Pornographic fruit given as gift to Kate and Wills. Looks like a cute arse and a bit extra.

In the words of a cockney. 'Cor blimey guv. Wo' the 'ell is i'?' An aphrodisiac fruit by any other name would still look like an 'arse'. This is a wedding gift they have received whilst on honeymoon. Surely this is a joke. The rare fruit had...
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Funny story: Local Man On The Mend After Shattered Undercarriage Trauma

Local Man On The Mend After Shattered Undercarriage Trauma

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, is reported to be on the mend following a traumatic injury sustained upon his 'undercarriage' and believed to have been initiated by a trapped hair follicle in a place nobody in their right mind would ever want to go.
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Plans for Bergdahl Post-CourtMartial Leaked

Another leak from the Empire Palace reveals Barack I will appoint Beau Bergdahl--after his court-martial--as His Excellency's Ambassador to the Taliban, given Bergdahls' extensive connections there.
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