Everybody's alarmed at the recent report that "Alcohol Destroys Brain Cells".
Of course, I tell them we only use ten percent of our brain anyway according to those same people, right? So I read about how many brain cells we have to lose and it's...
The British Butchers Co-operative (BBC) today announced that this year has seen a record breaking increase in the sale of turkey arses.
The turkey arse fell out of favour when WWII rationing ended in the 1950s, when most meat vendors flogged them...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, is reported to be on the mend following a traumatic injury sustained upon his 'undercarriage' and believed to have been initiated by a trapped hair follicle in a place nobody in their right mind would ever want to go.
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