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Funny story: Turkey Arse Sales Soar In Cash-Strapped Britain

Turkey Arse Sales Soar In Cash-Strapped Britain

The British Butchers Co-operative (BBC) today announced that this year has seen a record breaking increase in the sale of turkey arses. The turkey arse fell out of favour when WWII rationing ended in the 1950s, when most meat vendors flogged them...
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Funny story: Pornographic fruit given as gift to Kate and Wills. Looks like a cute arse and a bit extra.

Pornographic fruit given as gift to Kate and Wills. Looks like a cute arse and a bit extra.

In the words of a cockney. 'Cor blimey guv. Wo' the 'ell is i'?' An aphrodisiac fruit by any other name would still look like an 'arse'. This is a wedding gift they have received whilst on honeymoon. Surely this is a joke. The rare fruit had...
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Funny story: Local Man On The Mend After Shattered Undercarriage Trauma

Local Man On The Mend After Shattered Undercarriage Trauma

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, is reported to be on the mend following a traumatic injury sustained upon his 'undercarriage' and believed to have been initiated by a trapped hair follicle in a place nobody in their right mind would ever want to go.
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Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government

Recent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!

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