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Blame it on the size of the plate - but don't try this at home

Funny story: Blame it on the size of the plate - but don't try this at home

Well, I'm happy to say that drinking is under control in our household. When I say it's under control, I mean we drink under controlled conditions. And that control, as those of you who've read my previous article know, is the size of the drinking receptacle. I provide the link at the end of this article for those who missed the previous one so that you can also get your drinking under control. An...

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Ariana Grande Explains Her Mountain of Hair Extensions

Funny story: Ariana Grande Explains Her Mountain of Hair Extensions

HOLLYWOOD - Ariana Grande was really upset that so many of her fans were angry with her because she wore what amounted to a mountain of hair extensions to the Grammy Award Show. The petite singer said that she recently used a shampoo that caused s...

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Britain applauded for filling stadiums with tiny people

Funny story: Britain applauded for filling stadiums with tiny people

The British Olympic committee have been applauded by the World Equality Movement for giving over so many seats at Olympic venues to very tiny people. "We're very pleased with how many seats have been given over to people with diminished stature,"...

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Small Tornado Hits Bognor Regis - Not Much Damage

Funny story: Small Tornado Hits Bognor Regis - Not Much Damage

Details are leaking through that the south coast seaside town of Bognor Regis has been lashed by a small tornado. A sort of mini-tornado, according to accounts, and although there was some damage to property, it appears that the damage was limited, a...

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My night in London

Funny story: My night in London

It all started so well, until my friend rang me up while I was on the train going down and told me that I could no longer sleep on his sofa. He would still meet me for drinks, but his girlfriend had put her foot down. Apparently, the last person who had spent the night on his sofa was still there two weeks later. The internet on a phone is a marvellous invention, and by the time I reached Eusto...

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Survey Of Prostitutes Reveals Arabs Have The Smallest Dicks

Funny story: Survey Of Prostitutes Reveals Arabs Have The Smallest Dicks

We all know it isn't black men. Even though they are the but of jokes, it turns out that it isn't Japanese men. It also isn't tribal pygmies. A survey of prostitutes in fifteen cities around the world reveals that it is Arabic men who have the w...

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