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California Considers Move to Ban 'Blonde Sluts' After Man Goes on Rampage Because He Never Got Any

Isla Vista, CA - A delusional, 22 year-old man went on a premeditated killing spree Friday night in an attempt to get "retribution", as he stated it, for the slight he felt humanity had given him. His hatred focused on one creature in particular:...

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Sluts 'the key to world peace' say scientists

Funny story: Sluts 'the key to world peace' say scientists

From gang warfare to cross words and even world wars, slutty women could eventually prevent all world conflicts, scientists have claimed. A review of psychological evidence by top, top researchers concludes that men are drawn to violence only when...

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David Cameron divorces Nick Clegg and is now in love with the other Nick!

Funny story: David Cameron divorces Nick Clegg and is now in love with the other Nick!

The marriage between Nick Clegg and David Cameron is over after a massive argument about with whom which bed Nick wants to share. David, in a jealous tantrum, demanded that Nick should only jump into bed with Brit bimbo's. Nick, half Dutch, demanded...

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The promise of 72 virgins less of an incentive for would-be suicide bombers than it was 10 years ago

Funny story: The promise of 72 virgins less of an incentive for would-be suicide bombers than it was 10 years ago

KRWENY, Iraq--Islamic terror organizations report that the promise of 72 virgins in heaven to every suicide bomber isn't the dangling carrot it was back on September 11, 2001. Due to the wide availability of the Internet in the past decade, would-...

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Young Persons' Guide To The Slutty BBC Symphony Orchestra

Funny story: Young Persons' Guide To The Slutty BBC Symphony Orchestra

London - Last Night of the Proms audiences were treated tonight to the sartorial shock horror of a band of scruffy, sluttish musicians conducted by Edward Gardner. Many of the female players looked as if the idea of getting their hair done for the...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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