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Kim Davis: "Pole Dancing Helps Me Pray"

Funny story: Kim Davis: "Pole Dancing Helps Me Pray"

In an odd twist to the ever bizarre story of Kentucky clerk Kim Davis, a new interview in Christian Bigot Magazine unveils more secrets of the so-called conservative. "When I'm home alone, which ain't often with four ex husbands and several basta...

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Miley Cyrus To Do New Cover Of Sheena Easton's "Sugar Walls"

Singer and music industry slut Miley Cyrus told Pop Star Magazine today that she is currently in studio doing a new cover of pop legend Sheena Easton's 1980s hit Sugar Walls. "I'm the star to sing this song" said Miley as she clipped her toe nails...

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Disney Studios Latest Concept: Floozy Factor

Funny story: Disney Studios Latest Concept: Floozy Factor

The public has seen Disney churning out "Girls and Boys Next Door Gone Bad"types for years now. These stars like Aguilera, Spears, Timberlake, Lohan, Bieber, Cyrus, and Gomez, have been keeping celebrity hounds and the media frenzied year after year...

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Slut Walkers Fight For Their Right To Be Dirty: "It's My Hot Body And I Do What I Want"

Funny story: Slut Walkers Fight For Their Right To Be Dirty: "It's My Hot Body And I Do What I Want"

BILLINGSGATE POST - "It's my hot body and I do what I want." Is this true liberation or just a flight from using a Hoover? In cities all over America there are hordes of women sashaying down the streets provocatively dressed, making a defiant displ...

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Acme Limburger Cheese Company Pulls Advertising on Rush Limbaugh Show

Funny story: Acme Limburger Cheese Company Pulls Advertising on Rush Limbaugh Show

"If anyone knows stinky, it is the Acme Limburger Cheese Company," said Hugh Steenck, Vice President in charge of marketing. "As of today, this company will no longer pay to advertise on the Rush Limbaugh Show," announced the VP on the Sunday editio...

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The Real Reason Why Rush Limbaugh Apologized To Sandra Fluke For Calling Her A "Slut"

Funny story: The Real Reason Why Rush Limbaugh Apologized To Sandra Fluke For Calling Her A "Slut"

NEW YORK CITY - Well it now appears that Rush Limbaugh has crawfished (back pedaled) and issued an apology for calling Georgetown University coed Sandra Fluke a "slut." The radio talk show host who usually has a 12-inch cigar sticking out of his a...

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Santorum and Romney disagree with Limbaugh's choice of vocabulary, so many better words than "slut"

Funny story: Santorum and Romney disagree with Limbaugh's choice of vocabulary, so many better words than "slut"

WASHINGTON D.C. - Both Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum both distanced themselves this week from vocabulary that radio host Rush Limbaugh used to describe a woman who expressed the opinion that her health insurance should pay for her contraception. L...

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American Women Are Sluts, Source Says

The leader of a respectable political party said this week that most American women are sluts. He named one woman specifically, who advocated the use of tax money for birth control, using the euphemism "women's health." The party leader, who is al...

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SlutSkirt launched in UK

Funny story: SlutSkirt launched in UK

Following demonstrations in hundreds of towns and cities this weekend, the Committee for Underwear of feminist movement SlutWalks has launched a new line of skirts designed to turn men into savage wolves. The SlutSkirt measures just 12 inches and...

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Saudi Arabian "slut walk" cancelled

Funny story: Saudi Arabian "slut walk" cancelled

"Slut walks" are a feminist phenomenon which have been hugely popular throughout the West. On a walk, scantily-clad women protest their right to wear whatever they want without being sexually assaulted - but it has proven to be too controversial for...

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Ninja Zombie Sluts on Ice Opens In Town Next Month

Ninja Zombie Sluts on Ice, the newest production for the people who produce The Ice Capades, will open in town next week for a three day, five showing run. The show is directed by Ted Brockmeyer, the man responsible for "Disney Princesses on Ice," "...

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Filthy Insatiable Devil Worshipping Slut Says She Can Never Change

Funny story: Filthy Insatiable Devil Worshipping Slut Says She Can Never Change

By all outward appearances, Doreen Cockburn, 53 is a normal workaday housewife, but neighbours in Devizes, Wiltshire have complained that she is in fact a filthy, insatiable, devil worshipping cock happy slut who has an endless procession of shifty l...

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Muslim Cheikh Ali Mustaf al-Zachar Says Western Women Are Too Liberal With Their Dressing

Funny story: Muslim Cheikh Ali Mustaf al-Zachar Says Western Women Are Too Liberal With Their Dressing

Cheikh Ali Mustaf Bouaz al-Zachar the leader at the Jamaa el-Jedid Mosque in Alger has told a big crowd that western women especially from the USA and England are too liberal in their dress and behavior. A lot of young women in Algerie are fans of...

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French presidential battle heats up

Funny story: French presidential battle heats up

As the race for the French presidential election heats up our foreign policy reporter Danny Buckle investigates.

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