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Funny story: SyFy Channel Announces Sharknado Spin-Off: "Slothicane!"

SyFy Channel Announces Sharknado Spin-Off: "Slothicane!"

Boca Raton, FL - TV executives from the SyFy Channel are excited after receiving great ratings for the latest Sharknado offering and have already announced a new project, Slothicane! According to early reports, the plot for Slothicane will fol...
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Funny story: The First Guide Sloths Finish Training in a Few Weeks

The First Guide Sloths Finish Training in a Few Weeks

The Seeing Sloth, a guide animal school specializing in training sloths, has announced that the first guide animals will be available to the general public in the coming months, or perhaps years. Despite the fact that the school is called The See...
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Funny story: Giant colony of sloths already inhabits Kepler-22b

Giant colony of sloths already inhabits Kepler-22b

Space - A colony of mutant species from the Bradypodidae genus of three-toed sloths is suspected of being indigenous to the newly discovered planet. Imagery from NASA's Kepler space telescope reveals the distinctive arboreal critters whose closest...
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Funny story: Sloths call for name change

Sloths call for name change

Lazy Harry, a Sloth in London Zoo has called for his species to undergo a name change. Speaking to us at a very slow speed the formerly white, but now algae tinted mammal told us: 'I think it is very bad for our self esteem to be called by one of...
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Funny story: Avram Grant Gets His Hammers In A Twist

Avram Grant Gets His Hammers In A Twist

Avram Grant was last night embroiled in a legal battle the likes of which this country has never seen. After West Ham's owner's David Short-And-Stubby and David Albino-Malnourished-Lion-Face made clear to Grant that his tenure had come to an end,...
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Funny story: Testimony Begins in Sloth Assault Trial

Testimony Begins in Sloth Assault Trial

Temple, Tx: A jury of seven men and five women are listening to eyewitness testimony in the trial of impatient businessman Ron Martin, who nailed 90 year old Doris Sloth with a bag of frozen okra after she took twenty minutes writing a check to pay f...
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Funny story: Bald Eagles Select Humans As National Primate of the United States

Bald Eagles Select Humans As National Primate of the United States

AP Newsliar -- After a lengthy selection process, Bald Eagles have chosen humans to be the national primate of the United States.
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Funny story: The Secret of Longevity

The Secret of Longevity

Since the beginning of time man has been studying ways to live longer. The cave people did this by simply observing that those who got in the path of a Giant Sloth tended not to live as long as those who didn't. Thus they extended their overall population life span by practicing sloth-avoidance. There was Ponce de Leon and his frustrated search for the fountain of youth. He missed...
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"QueenSheba" Rice had a hissy fit over SecDef Hagel's failure to mouth the Regime's spin on foreign threats. She issued a beheading decree,only deflected by Court Jester "Loony Joe" Biden's ravings.
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