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Funny story: U.N. Chief Wants World Leaders to Start Skipping

U.N. Chief Wants World Leaders to Start Skipping

Saying it's impossible to be mad when you skip, United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has called for leaders around the world to take up skipping, the "hippity-hoppity" gait that, for most adults, has become a thing of the past. "If you re...
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Funny story: Parents skipping so children don't go hungry

Parents skipping so children don't go hungry

Many children in poor families are not eating proper meals because most of the food is eaten by their over-weight parents. These parents are now being ordered to skip meals and take up skipping instead so that their starving kids will have a bit m...
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Funny story: Skipping (Not In A Gay Way) Is Good For You!

Skipping (Not In A Gay Way) Is Good For You!

A leading sports physiotherapist has announced that skipping is good for you. Skipping can take two forms, jumping about whilst twirling a rope, or skipping along at a fast clip somewhere between a fast walk and a run. The physio, John Major-Gener...
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Funny story: Man In Hospital After Skipping Like A Girl

Man In Hospital After Skipping Like A Girl

A Millwall football fan has been vicously attacked outside a pub by his own fellow supporters. Dickie Slit, 38, was set upon by the thirty strong crowd when he was spotted skipping like a girl. DCI Conrad Pheebs, 48, said "Mr. Slit was making h...
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