Saying it's impossible to be mad when you skip, United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has called for leaders around the world to take up skipping, the "hippity-hoppity" gait that, for most adults, has become a thing of the past.
"If you re...
Many children in poor families are not eating proper meals because most of the food is eaten by their over-weight parents.
These parents are now being ordered to skip meals and take up skipping instead so that their starving kids will have a bit m...
A leading sports physiotherapist has announced that skipping is good for you. Skipping can take two forms, jumping about whilst twirling a rope, or skipping along at a fast clip somewhere between a fast walk and a run.
The physio, John Major-Gener...
A Millwall football fan has been vicously attacked outside a pub by his own fellow supporters.
Dickie Slit, 38, was set upon by the thirty strong crowd when he was spotted skipping like a girl.
DCI Conrad Pheebs, 48, said "Mr. Slit was making h...
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