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Latest craze in the UK! Big bums and bouncy boobs are in, unedited, untouched, non-plastic!

Funny story: Latest craze in the UK! Big bums and bouncy boobs are in, unedited, untouched, non-plastic!

A super-sized model from the UK has blown away all the myths surrounding the female body by presenting her latest swimsuit collection herself, including cellulite, bumps, and lumps, that normally are 'touched up' by magazine artists! Women with si...

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Women told to "love their saggy boobs" and the silicone industry is now in meltdown!

Funny story: Women told to "love their saggy boobs" and the silicone industry is now in meltdown!

A women who once wanted her boobs to be filled with silicone is now telling women all over the world to love their saggy boobs just like she does! As one can imagine the silicone industry is not impressed by this lovely lady caressing her sagging...

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Push up bra sales droop as big boob fashion sags!

Funny story: Push up bra sales droop as big boob fashion sags!

It seems the days of huge silicone boobs, coconut like pairs of perfectly formed plastic surgeon tits bulging out of low cut dresses is over! London bra retailers are noticing a huge 'sag' in their sales heading towards the Christmas rush for larg...

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"Saggy Boobs" are in claims UK TV star after visiting Volga Olga!

Funny story: "Saggy Boobs" are in claims UK TV star after visiting Volga Olga!

Ancient Russian hag, 85 year-old nymphomaniac, dancing star of Jaggedone's, "Nutters Beach Club" of Facebook fame, and last not least, superstar in the Erskine Quint trilogy, Volga Olga, has at last been globally acknowledged for her considerable att...

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50th aniversary of breast implants and they just keep growing!

Breat implants have now been part of the female race for 50 years and there is no sign that that they are getting any smaller, in fact they increase year for year! In the beginning they were soft, foamy and very spongy; nowadays they tend to be fi...

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Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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