According to her agent, Lady Gaga is taking a comparative vow of silence for the next year to refresh herself and see what she wants to do for the next few years.
"I guess you noticed that she didn't say anything outrageous during her latest inter...
Keeping 'mum' is no problem for Milly Kegworth, who has recently taken 'silent orders' in her latest fund-raising venture. She agreed to remain silent for at least ten weeks, in an attempt to beat the Wharfedale record for non-stop not saying anythin...
Vigil Shortbread, the ninety five year old man known throughout the world as "Silent Vigil" has finally ended the longest silent protest in history. Mr Shortbread hit the headlines back in 1915 when, aged only five, he vowed never to speak again unle...
DETROIT, MI - Today, the man with the world's largest penis and the woman with the world's largest vagina were axed to "keep [their] damn kids quiet."
"I been axin' you all morning to shet up them damn kids!" shouted Roni Witherspoon, 28, a downst...
American President Barack Obama today joined the Trappist Monks, monks who take a vow of silence.
Long before he was elected he began practicing not saying anything, beginning with complete silence over a world event that not only every politician...
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