London - The British Chief of the General Stuff said today the new elite fighting corps(e) will be deployed 'as bait' on stealth missions in the upcoming Game of Sardines against Jihadi scum.
Troops disguised in Ali Baba costumes will root around...
Homeless people in the the UK are turning to Sikh immigrants for help because Sikh people always offer their food to those who are downtrodden, out of luck, Untouchable and general cast outs.
It is in the Sikh tradition to help down and outs and...
Metallica were supposed to play an open-air concert in Delhi last Friday, but the concert was called off due to crazed, turbaned Indian "head-bangers" trashing the stage before the concert began.
25000 head-bangers, who had never ever seen a heavy...
The British Sikh Police Association would like to see bulletproof turbans developed so that they can serve as firearms officers, because, at present, their religion prevents them from removing their turbans in order to carry out such a task.
The controversial play, Behzti, written by Gurpreet Kaur Bhatti has been cancelled after continued protests by members of the Sikh community and complaints by religious leaders.
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