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Cruise Ships Like Hospital According to Passengers

Funny story: Cruise Ships Like Hospital According to Passengers

According to Mr & Mrs Franklin Getz, a trip on a criese ship is like going into a hospital. Odd are pretty good that you will come down with something that you didn't go for. "Like a hospital, if one person is sick and it can be caught by othe...

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Retching is catching

Watching someone retch can induce feelings of sickness in the watchers. Retching is more contagious than yawning and laughter - except when these latter two reactions are undertaken simultaneously whilst eating a biscuit. In which case, retching...

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Worries over Samantha Cameron - the woman behind our Nepotistic... I mean National Coalition Government!

Funny story: Worries over Samantha Cameron - the woman behind our Nepotistic... I mean National Coalition Government!

David Cameron is a direct descendant of King William IV and his mistress Dorothea Jordan. This illegitimate line consists of five generations of women on his father's maternal side starting with Elizabeth Hay, Countess of Erroll née FitzClarence,...

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Britain Rejoices - It's 'Pull A Sickie' Day

Funny story: Britain Rejoices - It's 'Pull A Sickie' Day

It's been attributed to post Christmas blues, bad weather, the very thought of working for months until the summer hols, the recession and lack of sunlight, but whatever the reason, what is not in dispute is that today, the 1st of February is the mos...

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Bradford Factory Scuppered

Funny story: Bradford Factory Scuppered

A Bradford factory, which once used a convoluted method of calculating employee absence from the workplace has finally been scuppered by plucky employee Arturo Scargillo, a trades union member who decided to take them on at their own game when threat...

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Does watching the news on TV make you sick?

Funny story: Does watching the news on TV make you sick?

Results of research into the nausea many people feel when watching the news, has been published today. "When the audience feels uneasiness or nervousness while watching news broadcasts, especially of horrorific plane crashes and nails across the b...

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National Sickie Day: A Success

Funny story: National Sickie Day: A Success

After the failure of National Sausage Day, and National Toilet Paper Day, the Department of Stupidly Named Days did not hold out much hope for the latest initiative: National Sickie Day. The first Monday in February has been dubbed National Sickie...

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Band's music designed to cause illness?

Funny story: Band's music designed to cause illness?

The rock band Probe has become the focus of accusations from the medical community who say their music is causing listeners to feel sick.

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Big Brother is Terminal. Will Someone Donate a Heart?

Funny story: Big Brother is Terminal. Will Someone Donate a Heart?

A new show from the makers of Big Brother, that will see a terminally ill person choose which of three people in need of a transplant gets a kidney, will probably, tragically, still attract viewers.

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Area Man Likes Boobs - Community Disgusted

Funny story: Area Man Likes Boobs - Community Disgusted

Kokomo, Indiana - A local man here made a shocking announcement to fellow workmates today. Phil Winslow, 27, told three other male workers that he liked boobs, and was attracted to women because they possessed them.

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New Study Released By Surgeon General - "We're all gonna die!"

Funny story: New Study Released By Surgeon General - "We're all gonna die!"

The Surgeon General released a long-awaited report today on the future of American health, revealing his results to 500 elementary school children.

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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