According to Mr & Mrs Franklin Getz, a trip on a criese ship is like going into a hospital. Odd are pretty good that you will come down with something that you didn't go for.
"Like a hospital, if one person is sick and it can be caught by othe...
Watching someone retch can induce feelings of sickness in the watchers. Retching is more contagious than yawning and laughter - except when these latter two reactions are undertaken simultaneously whilst eating a biscuit. In which case, retching...
David Cameron is a direct descendant of King William IV and his mistress Dorothea Jordan.
This illegitimate line consists of five generations of women on his father's maternal side starting with Elizabeth Hay, Countess of Erroll née FitzClarence,...
It's been attributed to post Christmas blues, bad weather, the very thought of working for months until the summer hols, the recession and lack of sunlight, but whatever the reason, what is not in dispute is that today, the 1st of February is the mos...
A Bradford factory, which once used a convoluted method of calculating employee absence from the workplace has finally been scuppered by plucky employee Arturo Scargillo, a trades union member who decided to take them on at their own game when threat...
Results of research into the nausea many people feel when watching the news, has been published today.
"When the audience feels uneasiness or nervousness while watching news broadcasts, especially of horrorific plane crashes and nails across the b...
After the failure of National Sausage Day, and National Toilet Paper Day, the Department of Stupidly Named Days did not hold out much hope for the latest initiative: National Sickie Day.
The first Monday in February has been dubbed National Sickie...
The rock band Probe has become the focus of accusations from the medical community who say their music is causing listeners to feel sick.
A new show from the makers of Big Brother, that will see a terminally ill person choose which of three people in need of a transplant gets a kidney, will probably, tragically, still attract viewers.
Kokomo, Indiana - A local man here made a shocking announcement to fellow workmates today. Phil Winslow, 27, told three other male workers that he liked boobs, and was attracted to women because they possessed them.
The Surgeon General released a long-awaited report today on the future of American health, revealing his results to 500 elementary school children.
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