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Funny story: Cruise Ships Like Hospital According to Passengers

Cruise Ships Like Hospital According to Passengers

According to Mr & Mrs Franklin Getz, a trip on a criese ship is like going into a hospital. Odd are pretty good that you will come down with something that you didn't go for. "Like a hospital, if one person is sick and it can be caught by othe...
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Funny story: Cruise Line Passengers Become Sick After Piano Player Plays 17 Barry Manilow Songs In A Row

Cruise Line Passengers Become Sick After Piano Player Plays 17 Barry Manilow Songs In A Row

MOBILE, Alabama - Julie Pabst, a spokesperson for The Happy As Heck Ocean Tours based in Mobile, Alabama talked about the recent incident aboard their cruise ship The Seductress of The Sea. Miss Pabst, a strikingly attractive single blonde woman,...
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Funny story: NHS Direct Report Slight Increase In Flu Cases, Countered By Massive Drop In Man-Flu

NHS Direct Report Slight Increase In Flu Cases, Countered By Massive Drop In Man-Flu

It hasn't been quite as bad as the pessimists predicted, in that there has been no influenza pandemic so far, with cases on a par with the seasonal average. However, there has been a dramatic decline in Man-Flu cases since people finished work for th...
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Funny story: Katie Price's Anti-Frankie Boyle Tirade Sparks Fresh Deluge Of Harvey Jokes

Katie Price's Anti-Frankie Boyle Tirade Sparks Fresh Deluge Of Harvey Jokes

Just when everybody had virtually forgotten all about the cruel jibes aimed at Katie Price's son, Harvey, by Scottish comedian, Frankie Boyle, Ms Price resurrected the whole affair by making a fly on the wall TV documentary about what a bastard Boyle...
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Funny story: Not All Just Sick With Legionnaire's Disease After Playboy Mansion Party

Not All Just Sick With Legionnaire's Disease After Playboy Mansion Party

Those nearly one hundred guests at a big party last week at the Playboy Mansion, who were previously thought to have come down with Legionnaires Disease, do not all have it according to a Doctor Harold Linsberg who is in charge in finding the cause...
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Funny story: Local Man Contracts Deadly Umbongo Virus - Decides To Sweat It Out

Local Man Contracts Deadly Umbongo Virus - Decides To Sweat It Out

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was left feeling decidedly sorry for himself this morning after contracting what is thought to be the potentially deadly Umbongo virus. Facing up to the virus with typical male grit, courage and determination, Shuttle...
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Funny story: Puking in Public New First Amendment Right

Puking in Public New First Amendment Right

Leaked memos from the new Republican caucus in the US House of Representatives indicate that sweeping changes are going to be made to the First Amendment of the constitution of the United States. "Puking in Public and Inciting to Riot will constitute...
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Funny story: So Called 'Arse To Mouth Movie,' 'The Human Centipede' Branded SICK SICK SICK!

So Called 'Arse To Mouth Movie,' 'The Human Centipede' Branded SICK SICK SICK!

Newly released movie, The Human Centipede, directed by some off the wall Dutch geezer named Six, has been branded "SICK SICK SICK!" by members of the Gosport Ladies Sewing Circle. "It's just SICK SICK SICK!" fumed Nellie Wainwright of Rowner. "In...
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Funny story: Local Man Off Work For A Week With Haemorrhoids

Local Man Off Work For A Week With Haemorrhoids

Gomer Pyle, a local fork lift truck driver was astonished when his doctor informed him that he was suffering from piles, or haemorrhoids, and gave him a sick note for a week, because piles are no laughing matter, as the doctor knew only too well, bei...
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Funny story: Letters To The Mahavishnu: 2 - Spirit Guide

Letters To The Mahavishnu: 2 - Spirit Guide

Dear Dr Mahavishnu, I am drunk, and tomorrow I'll be hung-over, do you know any miracle cures? Yours headachingly, Steve 'Acer' Woodchuck Dear 'Quite Inexpensive' Steve There are but 4 guaranteed solutions to your predicament young Liver Lasher 1) Stay Drunk - Forever 2) Get Drunker - Let the hospital detox do its magic 3) Chicken Soup with rusty nails in (digestion of nails...
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Funny story: Commuter Train becomes Vomit Comet

Commuter Train becomes Vomit Comet

When the 06:30 South West Trains service left Salisbury bound for London Waterloo yesterday morning, everything seemed normal.
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Funny story: Vomit Used To Feed The World

Vomit Used To Feed The World

To help the worldwide food crisis brought on by President Bush, hundreds of barrels of manatee vomit made into loaves were shipped in to the hideously disgusting African port of Ngumbobzuti Zhambouti on cargo ships this week.
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Funny story: Queasy thief fingered by his own vomit

Queasy thief fingered by his own vomit

A budding Australian criminal who was so nervous during a hold-up that he was physically sick has been incriminated by his own disgusting pool of puke.
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Funny story: Band's music designed to cause illness?

Band's music designed to cause illness?

The rock band Probe has become the focus of accusations from the medical community who say their music is causing listeners to feel sick.
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Funny story: Sick Chicks

Sick Chicks

A Midwestern farm, ZOOM IN on a BLACK CROW, sitting on the edge of a small opening in the side of a huge metal FARM SHED. ZOOM through the window to reveal that the Black Crow is listening intently to what two caged CHICKENS are saying.
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Funny story: Saddam: "The Gassing of the Kurds was a huge mistake, I was sick!"

Saddam: "The Gassing of the Kurds was a huge mistake, I was sick!"

Saddam demonstrates how the gassing of the Kurds was an "Accident"...
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Funny story: Make A Wish Foundation Disbands at Request of Sick Child

Make A Wish Foundation Disbands at Request of Sick Child

The Make a Wish Foundation was forced to disband this week after a young leukemia patient insisted that the charity organization cease to exist.
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Funny story: Diana Degarmo's Meltdown

Diana Degarmo's Meltdown

Diana Degarmo finally broke down and cried today. "I'm so f***in' sick and tired of being the nice and sweet girl. I ain't got no street cred since doing this whack American Idol. People don't even think I'm latina enough. It...
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