Sibling rivalry and bird shit
If you are anything at all like me (thank God if you're not!), there are days when you just know something is going to fall out of the sky and it is going to land on you, personally, out of all the billions of people on the planet.
Yesterday, I spent the entire day in a building devoted to keeping records that only people like me have any interest or reason to...
HARFOLD, Vt. - Although the octuplets born to a mother in Vermont are doing "very, very well" and breathing on their own, the Denton clan is rife with sibling rivalry.
While mother Nora Denton (31) recuperates in Harfold Regional Hospital, she mus...
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