Anonymous tea party insiders indicate the party is recovering quickly from its recent defeat, with exciting notions for more shutdown and debt ceiling crisis into the new year
The defeat was accompanied by a thrilling revelation, as though a cloud...
The gates to the shores of Great Britain were sensationally closed yesterday for over an hour, causing turmoil amongst incoming and outgoing travellers and throwing the transport system in to chaos - over a biro.
Port Authority employee Tony Weeks...
Washington DC - My source, a.k.a. Bill, in the IRS, jubilant over the averted government shutdown, revealed to me after five Black Russians, that the IRS will start taxing Americans on the 'beneficial' radiation that they are subjected too as a resul...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - Last night, President Obama announced to the public that he had prevented the government shutdown.
""The American people have been told the agreement contains both historic and painful cuts. Yes, some of the cu...
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