Corrupt US Congress grilled the Hedge fund Capitalists who won big while the people of the world lost big time. The big billionaires admitted that they always planned to get rich quick off of the losses of bad investments.
"We collect the wages...
The White House, Washington, D.C. - President Bush's bush is gravely ill, and presidential horticulturists are at a loss to explain why. Gary Wackerman, white house horticulturist, released a statement today claiming that Bush's bush does no...
Hedges, shrubbery and foliage of all sorts have begun in unprecedented to fashion to demand that they no longer be referred to as bushes.
Dam Sad, alias Whoosane, returned home. He’s the same guy who killed and injured several neighbors a few years ago in an insane fit of rage. The D.A. at the time, Pappy Shrub, arrested Dam Sad. But Pappy cut a deal because Whoosane threatened to expose some shady business transactions with Pappy and his buddies.
Under the plea bargain agreement, Whoosane could live at home, but under close...
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