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Funny story: Lazy Hedge Trimmers Threaten to Return to the Land of Adam Smith to Keep their Wealth of Nations

Lazy Hedge Trimmers Threaten to Return to the Land of Adam Smith to Keep their Wealth of Nations

Corrupt US Congress grilled the Hedge fund Capitalists who won big while the people of the world lost big time. The big billionaires admitted that they always planned to get rich quick off of the losses of bad investments. "We collect the wages...
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Funny story: The President's Bush is Dying

The President's Bush is Dying

The White House, Washington, D.C. - President Bush's bush is gravely ill, and presidential horticulturists are at a loss to explain why. Gary Wackerman, white house horticulturist, released a statement today claiming that Bush's bush does no...
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Funny story: Bushes Demand Name Change

Bushes Demand Name Change

Hedges, shrubbery and foliage of all sorts have begun in unprecedented to fashion to demand that they no longer be referred to as bushes.
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Funny story: Dam Sad, Shrub, and the Neighborhood

Dam Sad, Shrub, and the Neighborhood

Dam Sad, alias Whoosane, returned home. He’s the same guy who killed and injured several neighbors a few years ago in an insane fit of rage. The D.A. at the time, Pappy Shrub, arrested Dam Sad. But Pappy cut a deal because Whoosane threatened to expose some shady business transactions with Pappy and his buddies. Under the plea bargain agreement, Whoosane could live at home, but under close...
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Westboro Ass-Tits

The infamous congregation mistakenly installed a large anus with a breast pump attached to it, instead of a fountain. Pastor has commented, "now God hates us!" 5 Members burned themselves alive.
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