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Obama wins Florida, vows "A change is coming to the Penis State!"

Funny story: Obama wins Florida, vows "A change is coming to the Penis State!"

TALLAHASSEE, Florida (ABSNN) - The Florida Secretary of State certified today that Barack Obama won the state's election by a razor-thin margin of 74,000 votes. Tea Party freshman Congressman, Allen West, was defeated by fewer than 3,000 votes b...

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Tofu shrimp hot new trend in Cajun cooking

Funny story: Tofu shrimp hot new trend in Cajun cooking

Due to the annihilation of the Gulf of Mexico's shrimp population by the BP oil catastrophe, creative coastal cooks have turned to vegetarian shrimp as a substitute. "Our city was built on shrimp," said New Orleans chef Martin Mouton. "Well, actu...

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Marinated Shrimp Sales Boom in Louisiana

Funny story: Marinated Shrimp Sales Boom in Louisiana

The start of the shrimp fishing season in the Gulf of Mexico will come with an unplanned limitation in packaging options, but Southern U.S. states are excited over the reduction in price anticipated for marinated shrimp this season. Expected to ha...

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Pairs of prawns team up to solve problems

Funny story: Pairs of prawns team up to solve problems

Pairs of prawns can co-operate to solve problems, scientists report.

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Krill Demand Celebrity Status From Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay

Funny story: Krill Demand Celebrity Status From Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay

Tiny shrimpy prawny creatures Krill are demanding a greater profile in celebrity restaurant circles. The minute marine crustaceans are considered a keystone food for a variety of big ocean fish such as whales, manta rays, sharks, sea...

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Columbia Signs Rap Group The Johnson 5

Funny story: Columbia Signs Rap Group The Johnson 5

(MUSICMAN PRESS) In a surprising move, recording giant Columbia signed a hefty contract with rap group The Johnson 5 from Kingston, Jamaica.

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Ralph's political Macchiover

Funny story: Ralph's political Macchiover

Reactionary actor Ralph Macchio, known for his appearances in films such as Popcorn Shrimp and The Secret of Nimh 2: Timmy to the Rescue, was found accompanying a more cleanly shaven and far less toad-like Michael Moore last Sunday at Hi Tide Bar in...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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