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Funny story: Plaster crisis averted - with porridge!

Plaster crisis averted - with porridge!

For the fifth year in a row, the UK is suffering from a plaster shortage. This is rendering render difficult and plastering over cracks impossible. "I blame those there DIY tele programmes," said Brad Grammar of B&G Plasterers in Bromwich. "Th...
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Funny story: Plum shortage hits fruit machines

Plum shortage hits fruit machines

A European plum shortage has hit manufacturers of Fruit Machines in the UK. "The UK is the number one exporter of fruit machines, one arm bandits and the like," said Jason Orange, former member of Take That and owner of Fruit Inc. "We export to th...
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Funny story: French petrol stations run dry, par de problem, they still have enough vin rouge!

French petrol stations run dry, par de problem, they still have enough vin rouge!

The French are gradually running out of petrol which is causing slight discomforts in Le Republique. Many French, typical, have decided to abandon their automobiles, jump on Les Bicyclettes and head for the nearest boozer, because wine is stil ava...
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Funny story: US Treasury Facing a Zero Shortage

US Treasury Facing a Zero Shortage

Washington DC: President Barack Obama met today, in the Oval office, with Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner. The meeting was private, but White House staffers leaked that the president was concerned with the size of the government expenditures curr...
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Funny story: World Sperm Bank in Crisis as Giant Storage Freezer Breaks Down

World Sperm Bank in Crisis as Giant Storage Freezer Breaks Down

Yesterday in Geneva a spokesman for the World Sperm Bank Dr Dick Cumalott announced that a Giant Freezer stored at St. Peters Hospital had defrosted in the middle of night meaning that several million gallons of Love Juice had been irreparably damage...
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Funny story: Panic at Colleges over Ramen Noodle Shortage

Panic at Colleges over Ramen Noodle Shortage

College students who live off-campus and are struggling to make ends meet while getting an education have been hit with a major crisis. There is a major ramen noodle shortage and the few available packages of ramen noodles available are selling for...
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Funny story: Coffee Remains Unmade As Intern Numbers Fall

Coffee Remains Unmade As Intern Numbers Fall

The National intern shortage worsened last night as new appointments fell for the third time in as many months.
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