The Queensland Police today announced the creation of a new division that would handle the growing problem of 'mall rats' otherwise known as 'twelvies' in Australia.
Constable Bob Smith, 19, will head the squad and be responsible for its day-to-da...
SALT LAKE CITY - After receiving numerous complaints from mall store owners and managers, the state of Utah will be looking into the prospect of banning bikini thong panties on females between the ages of 18 to 25.
According to state Senator Buxto...
ENCINO, California - Selena Gomez is certainly not wasting any time pouting over her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber.
The 20-year-old singer was seen at an Encino mall and she was openly flirting with several store employees.
Gomez commented that on...
BEVERLY HILLS - The National Chapter of Girl Scouts has just announced that the state of California has just issued a new merit badge that is unique to the Left Coast state.
Arletta L. Miffinbuckley, 61, spokesperson for the California Chapter of...
In the middle of this depression, and with the highest levels ever known of unemployed in Nottingham, the two owners of Nottingham's shopping centres plan to expand!
Victoria Shopping Centre - Nottingham
Management Comment: We believe it is a good time to invest in the Victoria Centre and Nottingham.
* An additional 500,000sq feet extension.
* £240+ million investm...
Going-out-of-business sales began Friday at Borders stores from coast to coast. In all, 399 stores are lighting the fuse on a fire sale expected to be as quick and painless as possible for the majestic old book retailer.
HIlco Merchant Resources...
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