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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch Adjustable Height Heels

Sparks and Mensa launch Adjustable Height Heels

Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store used by people with more brains than cash, has developed the latest must have trend for women: adjustable height heels. "We've all been there," said product designer Frank Boshell. "Sometimes we n...
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Funny story: Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

NASHVILLE - Effective Wednesday, May 1, 2013, Tennessee cloggers will find a restriction placed on their beloved clogging. According to Cutter Shiloh, a reporter with American Spotlight Magazine, the Tennessee State Senate has passed a law that wi...
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Funny story: Unassuming Man Insults Iranian On Train

Unassuming Man Insults Iranian On Train

An Iranian man visiting The Big Apple is set to sue the New York Subway system after claiming he was insulted by a multitude of passengers making his journey on the underground transit system "unbearable'. He is seeking $5,000,000 in damages. Ta...
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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch their dancing shoes

Sparks and Mensa launch their dancing shoes

Sparks and Mensa, the high street store for people with taste, intelligence and a penchant for the unusual, is to launch a new range of dancing shoes. "Unusually," said Mark Spencer, the CEO, OCE and ECO, "we're doing both a men's and women's rang...
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Funny story: Dorking Man Wins Nobel Prize for Fashion

Dorking Man Wins Nobel Prize for Fashion

Timothy Hardcastle, a graduate of Dorking College of Fashion, surprised everyone with his late entry for the most prestigious fashion award on the globe. Hardcastle, 24, owns the high fashion boutique HEELS located on the very trendy South Stree...
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Funny story: Local Man Goes Mad - Buys 76 Pairs Of Shoes That Don't Fit

Local Man Goes Mad - Buys 76 Pairs Of Shoes That Don't Fit

Titchfield - Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a former Dorking resident and unemployed pipe bender, today apparently went a bit mad, following a sudden rush of blood to the head, and went on a shopping trip he could ill afford, returning three hours la...
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Funny story: Want to wear stilettos? There's an app for that

Want to wear stilettos? There's an app for that

Learning to walk in stiletto heels is difficult, as App World! editor Mac Buck found out before his divorce when his then wife insisted he spend a day in her shoes. "Fraze's heels were a bit tight," admitted Buck. "But that was nothing compared to...
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Funny story: Neil Warnock blames tart's boots

Neil Warnock blames tart's boots

QPR manager Neil Warnock has blamed flimsy footwear for his team's draw against Blackburn on saturday. "DJ Campbell broke his metatarsal while training in a pair of yellow Jimmy Choos on Thursday and it has cost us two points" claimed an angry Wa...
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Funny story: EU Lawmakers Plan Shoe Police

EU Lawmakers Plan Shoe Police

Proposed new European Union regulations could see an increased police presence in some of the great tourist centres. The new law enforcement officials will be tasked with monitoring the footwear of visitors and residents alike and issuing on-the-s...
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Funny story: Study Proves Leaders Tie Their Shoes

Study Proves Leaders Tie Their Shoes

After four years of undergraduate studies at Harvard University, Gavin McCloud hypothesized that great leaders tie their shoes. For all four years as a psychology major he watched people tie their shoes. "I knew I was on to something," said McC...
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Funny story: Leicester Drunk Staggers A Mile In Another Man's Shoes - Says His Feet Are "Knackered"

Leicester Drunk Staggers A Mile In Another Man's Shoes - Says His Feet Are "Knackered"

Leicester man, and habitual drunkard, Matt Dillon yesterday staggered a mile in another man's shoes, upon completion of which he announced that his feet were "absolutely knackered." It is believed that Mr Dillon entered into a conversation with a...
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Funny story: Apple Announces the i-Shoe

Apple Announces the i-Shoe

Cupertino, California - Steve Jobs, the elusive CEO of Apple, Inc. has just announced he will soon unveil a new project that his designers have been working on, in conjunction with Nike. Hipsters, Mac enthusiasts and joggers alike will soon be a...
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Funny story: Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed

Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed

Kate Middleton, next in line to be Queen of Hearts, has been causing quite a stir of late with talk of her proposed marriage to Prince William. Rumours abound as to who is designing parts of her planned wedding attire. And fans and pundits alike,...
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Funny story: Cobblers To Socks! Shoemaker Outraged!

Cobblers To Socks! Shoemaker Outraged!

A Kendal based cobbler has expressed his extreme dissatisfaction at the way the internet - and particularly satirical websites - appear to be focusing disproportionately on socks. Siegfried Bassoon, of BassoonShoesIncLtd PLC.com.co.UK/nigeria.con...
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Funny story: Short men demand the right to wear high heels without ridicule

Short men demand the right to wear high heels without ridicule

The Japanese Institute of Short Men have approached the Japanese government to make it illegal to ridicule their members for wearing high heels. "In a nation typified by shorter people," said Masahiko Nagamoto, sporting a glorious pair of four and...
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Funny story: Thousands of Flip-Flops Pouring into the White House

Thousands of Flip-Flops Pouring into the White House

White House Chief of Staff, Pete Rouse claims the White House mail room is awash in a sea of flip-flop sandals being mailed to the President in protest of his most recent backing down on tax cuts to the wealthy. Unlike the millions of tea bags tha...
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Funny story: UGG Boots Sales Surpassed by New Line of FUGly Boots

UGG Boots Sales Surpassed by New Line of FUGly Boots

Just when you thought boots couldn't get any uglier, along comes a line of boots that are truly the ugliest boots on the planet. "FUGly Boots," says their maker, Fingdern Smogadenser, "have been described by consumers as looking like two wet, mangy r...
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Funny story: Walk a Mile in Bernie Madoff's Shoes

Walk a Mile in Bernie Madoff's Shoes

And they're nice ones too, barely or never worn, averaging about $350 a pair each. Among the personal possessions being auctioned off from the Madoff estate are more than 200 pairs of his casual and dress shoes. Provided you're a size nine and a ha...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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