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Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

Funny story: Kanye West designer smelly, sweaty sneakers worth more than fitted kitchens!

With North Korea exploding, Houston sinking, and the rest of the world going "bananas", it seems there is no limit to utter insanity infecting the minds of modern day generations. Stinking designer sneakers, better known as trainers, are being flo...

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"Dolly Babe" shoes for boys are not sexist!

Funny story: "Dolly Babe" shoes for boys are not sexist!

In these days of sensitive sexism naming, and offending comments, it seems we have reached new heights down below as a range of shoes (yes shoes!) has caused uproar among parents! "Dolly Babe" shoes are being sold parallel to "Leader" shoes and gu...

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Kanye: KKK, You Need To Update Your Image

Funny story: Kanye: KKK, You Need To Update Your Image

After stirring controversy by using a Confederate Flag to promote his Yeezus tour, Kanye West has stirred yet another racial hornets nest: This time he wants to redesign the traditional garb of the Ku Klux Klan. "If I had been around at the end o...

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"Satan Socks" Vicar Banned from Todmorden Pub

Funny story: "Satan Socks" Vicar Banned from Todmorden Pub

A vicar who believes shoes and socks are "the tools of the Devil" has been turned away from a pub in Todmorden, West Yorkshire, for being barefooted. Martin Chuzzlewit, 56, landlord of the Splintered Potsherd on Boundary Street, asked the Reverend...

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Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

Funny story: Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

An Orthodox Russian priest is celebrating Russia's loss in the World Cup. This is because it's all part of a "homosexual abomination" plan to oppose Christianity. Father Alexander Shumsky has apparently determined this by looking at the brightly...

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Sparks and Mensa launch Adjustable Height Heels

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch Adjustable Height Heels

Sparks and Mensa, the high street department store used by people with more brains than cash, has developed the latest must have trend for women: adjustable height heels. "We've all been there," said product designer Frank Boshell. "Sometimes we n...

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Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

Funny story: Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

NASHVILLE - Effective Wednesday, May 1, 2013, Tennessee cloggers will find a restriction placed on their beloved clogging. According to Cutter Shiloh, a reporter with American Spotlight Magazine, the Tennessee State Senate has passed a law that wi...

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Unassuming Man Insults Iranian On Train

Funny story: Unassuming Man Insults Iranian On Train

An Iranian man visiting The Big Apple is set to sue the New York Subway system after claiming he was insulted by a multitude of passengers making his journey on the underground transit system "unbearable'. He is seeking $5,000,000 in damages. Ta...

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Sparks and Mensa launch their dancing shoes

Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch their dancing shoes

Sparks and Mensa, the high street store for people with taste, intelligence and a penchant for the unusual, is to launch a new range of dancing shoes. "Unusually," said Mark Spencer, the CEO, OCE and ECO, "we're doing both a men's and women's rang...

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Dorking Man Wins Nobel Prize for Fashion

Funny story: Dorking Man Wins Nobel Prize for Fashion

Timothy Hardcastle, a graduate of Dorking College of Fashion, surprised everyone with his late entry for the most prestigious fashion award on the globe. Hardcastle, 24, owns the high fashion boutique HEELS located on the very trendy South Stree...

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Local Man Goes Mad - Buys 76 Pairs Of Shoes That Don't Fit

Funny story: Local Man Goes Mad - Buys 76 Pairs Of Shoes That Don't Fit

Titchfield - Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a former Dorking resident and unemployed pipe bender, today apparently went a bit mad, following a sudden rush of blood to the head, and went on a shopping trip he could ill afford, returning three hours la...

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Want to wear stilettos? There's an app for that

Funny story: Want to wear stilettos? There's an app for that

Learning to walk in stiletto heels is difficult, as App World! editor Mac Buck found out before his divorce when his then wife insisted he spend a day in her shoes. "Fraze's heels were a bit tight," admitted Buck. "But that was nothing compared to...

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Neil Warnock blames tart's boots

Funny story: Neil Warnock blames tart's boots

QPR manager Neil Warnock has blamed flimsy footwear for his team's draw against Blackburn on saturday. "DJ Campbell broke his metatarsal while training in a pair of yellow Jimmy Choos on Thursday and it has cost us two points" claimed an angry Wa...

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EU Lawmakers Plan Shoe Police

Funny story: EU Lawmakers Plan Shoe Police

Proposed new European Union regulations could see an increased police presence in some of the great tourist centres. The new law enforcement officials will be tasked with monitoring the footwear of visitors and residents alike and issuing on-the-s...

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Study Proves Leaders Tie Their Shoes

Funny story: Study Proves Leaders Tie Their Shoes

After four years of undergraduate studies at Harvard University, Gavin McCloud hypothesized that great leaders tie their shoes. For all four years as a psychology major he watched people tie their shoes. "I knew I was on to something," said McC...

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Leicester Drunk Staggers A Mile In Another Man's Shoes - Says His Feet Are "Knackered"

Funny story: Leicester Drunk Staggers A Mile In Another Man's Shoes - Says His Feet Are "Knackered"

Leicester man, and habitual drunkard, Matt Dillon yesterday staggered a mile in another man's shoes, upon completion of which he announced that his feet were "absolutely knackered." It is believed that Mr Dillon entered into a conversation with a...

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Apple Announces the i-Shoe

Funny story: Apple Announces the i-Shoe

Cupertino, California - Steve Jobs, the elusive CEO of Apple, Inc. has just announced he will soon unveil a new project that his designers have been working on, in conjunction with Nike. Hipsters, Mac enthusiasts and joggers alike will soon be a...

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Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed

Funny story: Secret Of Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Shoes Revealed

Kate Middleton, next in line to be Queen of Hearts, has been causing quite a stir of late with talk of her proposed marriage to Prince William. Rumours abound as to who is designing parts of her planned wedding attire. And fans and pundits alike,...

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