Legendary vessel the Good Ship Lollipop has run aground on the coast of Wales and lost its cargo of precious candy that was due to be given to poorly children in Carlisle.
Over a hundred tones of holiday candy rocks meant for children with diabet...
Following the sinking of a cargo ship off the Dorset Coast the people of the tiny English hamlet of Littlehampton have been flocking to the shore with a hands-on approach to looting whatever has been washed up.
Antarctic - Responding to an advertisement of all expenses paid vacation to South American aboard the ocean liner M/S Explorer, twenty-four Britons, believing they were well on their way to a dream vacation of a lifetime, had a rude awakening upon th...
Port aux Basques, Newfoundland (The Gulf News) - Roger Flood, President & CEO of Marine Atlantic Inc. which provides ferry service between Newfoundland & Labrador and Nova Scotia, announced a near-sinking of one of the world's largest vessels las...
The Cutty Sark which is still on fire, could pose a threat to the world's climate through increased Global Warming, it has been claimed. The ship, which was undergoing a £25million refit with a view to being put...
A record number of people may have ended up wrecked in Cornwall today after as much as £250m worth of superskunk was believed to have been found.
The 15 Royal Navy personnel captured by Iranian pirates last week look like being inducted into the crew of the ship that they are being held hostage on.
A Scottish whiskey distiller on the Isle of Islay, an island off the coast of western Scotland is to reopen 80 years after it was closed as a consequence of US prohibition laws introduced in 1920. Prohibition ended in 1933, but it has taken 74 years...
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