Lance Armstrong has called the rumours surrounding his so-called drug taking during the Tour De France as complete and utter nonsense! But he does admit to taking perfomance enhancers before the Tour and during it too and these are certainly not drug...
Burka, Pakistan - Sheryl Crow shocked fans and the music world today when she announce she is giving up her mediocre career to be come the 20th wife of Osama Bin Laden.
Lance Armstrong, complaining that retirement was too boring has made a late entry into the Tour De France. Starting more than a day behind the leaders and main pack of riders.
Hollywood - (Ass Mes): Grammy-winning 'Run Baby Run' singer Sheryl Crow and Oscar-winning 'Gladiator' movie actor Russell Crowe have just announced they have adopted a new-hatched little baby together.
London - (Ass Mess): London Mayor Ken Livingstone may have found his karmic twin at last amid reports that popular singer Sheryl Crowe has advised environmentalists that using one square of loo paper is sufficient for most people's hygiene needs.
Maynard MA - Former singer-songwriter Sheryl Crow unveiled her ambitious plan to fight the double scourges of global warming and individual responsibility at the annual Lovers of Fatback and Other Pork Products Earth Day Symposium.
Washington DC - (Rioters): At a black tie dinner in the Washington Hilton on Saturday evening singer Sheryl Crowe floored White House strategist Karl Rove with some timely realpolitik.
Our friend Sheryl Crow has recently come back for an interview with our interviewer, Jay McCormack. This time we've asked her a few personal questions, but also things about career, family, and even what she thinks of The Spoof and such. Here is how it went:
The Spoof Interviewer Jay McCormack: "Welcome back, Sheryl Crow. So you're all ready to do this intervie...
Well, well!! Is there literally no age restriction to adoption these days? Those of you who thought you couldn't adopt someone over age 18 were wrong! It looks like our friend Sheryl Crow is back to tell us she has recently been adopted...
What do we have here, a disgusted rock star? Well, it looks that way. Despite the rumors, Clay and Sheryl are not going out and she has made that very clear to us.
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