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Funny story: The Gillette Company Offers Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson $1 Million To Shave His Beard Off In One Of Their Commercials

The Gillette Company Offers Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson $1 Million To Shave His Beard Off In One Of Their Commercials

NEW YORK CITY - Everyday it seems like Phil Robertson and his Duck Dynasty family get all kinds of offers to film all kinds of commercials from beer and deodorant to chips and condoms. The latest company to come knocking on the Monroe, Louisiana d...
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Funny story: Razor Manufacturers Ask Hipster Men To Consider Shaving Legs

Razor Manufacturers Ask Hipster Men To Consider Shaving Legs

Facing declining sales of their razor blades and shaving creams, the United Razor Association & Shaving Systems (URASS) has begun a series of print and televised ads to convince a new generation of men to shave their legs and underarms. "Male...
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Funny story: Health & Safety Executive Announce Ban On Shaving

Health & Safety Executive Announce Ban On Shaving

"Razors have sharp edges" stated H&S Executive Everard Fortescue today after the release of a shocking shock report on shaving accidents in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. "People are bleeding" says Mr Fortescue - "an...
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Funny story: Quick shaving cuts closer

Quick shaving cuts closer

Cutting-edge research shows that fast shaving results in a smoother shave. Men who shave themselves quickly tend to cut closer to the skin, according to a large-scale study of shaving habits. In contrast, those guys who take ages to get shaved in...
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Funny story: Warnings as 5,000 police officers are cut in a year

Warnings as 5,000 police officers are cut in a year

Annual inspections of police forces reveal that more than 5,000 policemen have had cuts on their faces. Although some are signs of knife attacks, the vast majority are simply the results of shaving accidents. Most cuts were observed in Derbyshi...
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Funny story: Local Man Cuts Self Shaving, Questions Legitimacy Of Razor Manufacturer

Local Man Cuts Self Shaving, Questions Legitimacy Of Razor Manufacturer

A local man is questioning the legitimacy of a major razor blade manufacturer following an incident in his bathroom this morning. Mr Ethelred Verbatim says the incident occurred at around 6.30am during his morning 'rituals'. "I was getting shav...
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Funny story: Review: Rimmington Epilator For Men XS90

Review: Rimmington Epilator For Men XS90

As the Spoof's premier reviewer I am sent those things to review that most reviewers would balk at. Today's review is no exception. It is the Rimmington Epilator for Men, model XS90, which replaces the previous model, the XS60. The first thing to notice about the XS90 is the array of attachments that come with it. This is an essential part of any gadget for men. Women are happy with a device...
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Funny story: Louisiana Woman With Six Legs Shows She Can Sure Dance Up A Storm

Louisiana Woman With Six Legs Shows She Can Sure Dance Up A Storm

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - Bristol Beth Van Loop, 27, who was born with an amazing six legs, entered a local dance contest and won. The dance contest director at first said that he was going to have to disqualify Miss Van Loop, but then when all of...
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Funny story: Greens call for shaving ban

Greens call for shaving ban

Following the Greens annual convention in Las Vegas, their somewhat clumsily named umbrella group, World Organisation for Believing in Better Living Environmental Solutions, or WOBBLES for short, issued a call to ban shaving. At a press conference...
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Funny story: Feminists Outrage at Gillette's "Presidential Toiletry Products;" Plan Protests of NOT shaving

Feminists Outrage at Gillette's "Presidential Toiletry Products;" Plan Protests of NOT shaving

Boston, Ma - Feminists were outraged today at Gillette's, world's biggest manufacturer of shaving and grooming products, at their unveiling of a personal toiletry tentatively called, "Presidential Essentials". In what appears to be a bid to capita...
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Funny story: Noel Fielding To Shave Head

Noel Fielding To Shave Head

Noel Fielding, co-creator of 'The Mighty Boosh' is to shave his head for charity.
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Funny story: Schick, Gillette Engineering Razorpocalypse

Schick, Gillette Engineering Razorpocalypse

CAMBRIDGE, MA - When King Camp Gillette invented the first disposable blade safety razor in 1904 he probably never imagined a third, fourth, or even fifth blade being added to his beloved shaver. Now, more than one hundred years later, the Gille...
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