Dyson, the company that makes all sorts of things that suck and blow, is entering a market even bigger than home appliances: Now Dyson wants to give you a closer morning shave.
Using patented air blade technology Dyson is claiming they can give yo...
Hair: It's a perennial problem for Trans women.
Since opting for this particular life path, I've had a love hate relationship with hair. What I have and what I want are so diametrically opposite, you'd think there was some cosmic joke doing it deliberately.
As they say in show-biz, I'll start at the top: Head hair.
Some people, some lucky, lucky people, have more head hair than they can...
NEW YORK CITY - Everyday it seems like Phil Robertson and his Duck Dynasty family get all kinds of offers to film all kinds of commercials from beer and deodorant to chips and condoms.
The latest company to come knocking on the Monroe, Louisiana d...
Facing declining sales of their razor blades and shaving creams, the United Razor Association & Shaving Systems (URASS) has begun a series of print and televised ads to convince a new generation of men to shave their legs and underarms.
"Razors have sharp edges" stated H&S Executive Everard Fortescue today after the release of a shocking shock report on shaving accidents in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
"People are bleeding" says Mr Fortescue - "an...
Cutting-edge research shows that fast shaving results in a smoother shave.
Men who shave themselves quickly tend to cut closer to the skin, according to a large-scale study of shaving habits. In contrast, those guys who take ages to get shaved in...
Annual inspections of police forces reveal that more than 5,000 policemen have had cuts on their faces.
Although some are signs of knife attacks, the vast majority are simply the results of shaving accidents.
Most cuts were observed in Derbyshi...
A local man is questioning the legitimacy of a major razor blade manufacturer following an incident in his bathroom this morning.
Mr Ethelred Verbatim says the incident occurred at around 6.30am during his morning 'rituals'.
"I was getting shav...
As the Spoof's premier reviewer I am sent those things to review that most reviewers would balk at. Today's review is no exception.
It is the Rimmington Epilator for Men, model XS90, which replaces the previous model, the XS60.
The first thing to notice about the XS90 is the array of attachments that come with it. This is an essential part of any gadget for men. Women are happy with a device...
SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - Bristol Beth Van Loop, 27, who was born with an amazing six legs, entered a local dance contest and won.
The dance contest director at first said that he was going to have to disqualify Miss Van Loop, but then when all of...
Following the Greens annual convention in Las Vegas, their somewhat clumsily named umbrella group, World Organisation for Believing in Better Living Environmental Solutions, or WOBBLES for short, issued a call to ban shaving.
At a press conference...
Boston, Ma - Feminists were outraged today at Gillette's, world's biggest manufacturer of shaving and grooming products, at their unveiling of a personal toiletry tentatively called, "Presidential Essentials".
In what appears to be a bid to capita...
Noel Fielding, co-creator of 'The Mighty Boosh' is to shave his head for charity.
CAMBRIDGE, MA - When King Camp Gillette invented the first disposable blade safety razor in 1904 he probably never imagined a third, fourth, or even fifth blade being added to his beloved shaver. Now, more than one hundred years later, the Gille...
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