NASHVILLE - The little gal from Oklahoma strutted her legs on the 47th Annual CMA Award Show and it has certainly paid off.
Co-Host Brad Paisley said that he encouraged Carrie to show off her legs seeing as how they are astoundingly gorgeous.
RINCON, Puerto Rico - In a sterling example of what can happen when close couples begin to play 'Hide The Salami' amongst themselves Canadian country music singer Shania Twain has married Frederic "Lucky Dude" Thiebaud in the town of Rincon, Puerto R...
Tired of cheating men and failed marriages Canadian country songbird Shania Twain and everybody's favorite TV sweetheart Valerie Bertinelli kicked off the New Year by marrying each other. The 5 bridesmaids consisted of a 900-pound Kirstie Alley who...
A year after her messy divorce, Southern pop star, Shania Twain has hooked up with a younger Swiss businessman, whose seat apparently looks "pretty good in a faded pair of Levi's".
Not that heterosexual guys would know the difference, but Shania...
President Obama made history today by threatening to launch a nuclear offensive against Canada, should Canadian songstress Shania Twain become a Judge on American Idol.
"That woman ruined pop music from 1997 to 2000," said Obama, when asked for ju...
NASHVILLE - Country singer LeAnn Rimes reportedly told her hairdresser Booby "Mr. Cornfield" Calico, that the new Miley Cyrus song entitled, "The Home Wrecking Country Girl" is not about her.
Rimes said that she spoke with the co-writers of the so...
Shania Twain, perplexed by her lack of education and comparing her wealthy lifestyle to the improvised lifestyles of scientist living across the the world, decided to write a song to boost her ego and degrade those that have scarified their valuable...
Toronto - Officials have announced that, after extensive pressure from the public, Canada is to introduce Shania Law. The new law, named after Canadian country singer Shania Twain, will be introduced on July 1 this year.
"Some citizens were reall...
Global warming may be unpopular in some places, but in Timmins Ontario it's got quite a few fans. Best known as the hometown of Shania Twain, it is 700 km (430 miles) north of Toronto, so it gets pretty cold. Residents wouldn't mind a bit more heat.
George W Bush looks set to leave the world stage on an all-time high after talks with North Korea broke down with accusations that there was 'way too much' Shania Twain in the negotiations.
Quebec - (Ass Mess): Split Beaver magazine, the official organ of Canada's National Hystery Society, has nominated singers Celine Dion and Shania Twain for the top prize in its Worst Photographed Canadians contest.
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