YUMA, Arizona - Susie Firkenmeister has said that she has always been an average red-blooded American girl.
She commented that during her high school days she was a member of the cheerleading squad, the math club, and president of the student coun...
BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart visited The Princess Sizzle Sizzle Tanning Salon on Rodeo Drive to see about getting a little color in her extremely pale skin.
The Twilight Saga actress is still in a somewhat state of depression over the fact that...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has made a startling confession to one of her very best friends Christina Aguilera.
The two were recently having lunch at The Fiery Tongue of The Dragon Chinese Restaurant in West Hollywood when Paris suddenly became...
According to the latest scuttlebutt concerning the unravelling Global Warming Scam put out by Al "Mr. Green" Gore, the world's oceans aren't the only natural phenomena that keep rising. New reports surfacing cite Al's problem with a rampantly ris...
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