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I wrote a few days back that I'd lived through every Presidential election since Dwight Eisenhower's in 1951. Granted, I was not aware of anything more than my momma's nipple and my shitty diapers for that first election; but by the time Ike's successor John F. Kennedy ran in 1959, I'd heard all about Republicans and Democrats. My dad was...
Rabid City, South Dakota - (Ass Press): Those cheese-eating surrender monkeys the French clearly know a thing or two when it comes to portraying the good old fashioned all-American way of life as lived by the residents of one South Dakota town, Rabid...
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