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Chinese rented sex dolls get "Chop Sued!"

Funny story: Chinese rented sex dolls get "Chop Sued!"

A Chinese company that produced rental sex dolls for frustrated Chinese males waiting for their knackered wives to come home after working 12 hour shifts in local Beijing factories has been closed because the sex dolls were too sexy! It seems that...

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Innovating Germans reduce crime

Funny story: Innovating Germans reduce crime

In the first known brothel of its kind, the German government is offering free erotic sessions with sex dolls only to homeless vagrants and immigrants to reduce the number of interactions with women. Why sex dolls? During the 2015/2016 New Yea...

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Tokyo Unveils 2020 Mascots - Sex Dolls!

Funny story: Tokyo Unveils 2020 Mascots - Sex Dolls!

Tokyo, Japan - In a move that greatly saddened Hello Kitty lovers across Japan, the Tokyo committee announced on Friday that they have decided to go with two inflatable sex dolls, as the mascots for 2020. Head of the committee, Titzi Wowhi, stated...

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A 'Sploid' expose of a California sex doll factory sets blazing-glory journalism afire

Funny story: A 'Sploid' expose of a California sex doll factory sets blazing-glory journalism afire

When you're not in the mainstream media, you have to look for oddball and off-the-chain sorts of stories to write about. And that's exactly what writer Bryan Menegus and photographer Robert Benson did when they wrote an expose', coupled with a collag...

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Lithuanian white water rafter to cross Atlantic on prize-winning sex doll!

Funny story: Lithuanian white water rafter to cross Atlantic on prize-winning sex doll!

Vilnius - "So long as sharks don't bite off the nipples from my prizewinning doll Vaida I'm confident of breaking the world record!" Liudas Pestininkas told reporters this weekend. The champion of the National Men's Day water race - where contende...

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Sex Doll Prostitution Ring Broken Up By Detective Posing As Mannequin

Funny story: Sex Doll Prostitution Ring Broken Up By Detective Posing As Mannequin

It was bound to happen sooner rather than later. Las Vegas Assistant District Attorney, Yvette Oranco, announced today that her office of Dummy DA's infiltrated a prostitution ring made up of voluptuous run-away silicon dolls. With the Vice-Squ...

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Elvis Presley Sex Doll Makers Leave Off Penis!

Funny story: Elvis Presley Sex Doll Makers Leave Off Penis!

Of all the stupid things that an employee can do...that several former employees can do, to leave the penis off a sex doll is the worst, the boss at Xanadong told his reporters yesterday afternoon according to a still-working employee. Apparently...

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Kate Middleton inflatable sex doll bombs

Funny story: Kate Middleton inflatable sex doll bombs

London - (Barefaced Cheek): Sales of Kate Middleton blow-up sex dolls have dived following customer dissatisfaction with the toy's much-hyped lubricants. The $5,000 latex plaything is billed as coming with a state-of-the-art body-temperature gel d...

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Sex dolls cause major job losses for hookers world wide

Funny story: Sex dolls cause major job losses for hookers world wide

As the ever expanding world of technology continues to grow, so to are the fields it crosses. In this latest case it seems technology has found itself at home again in the sex industry. This time it seems to not be for the benefit of women but for me...

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Vagina On Coulter Doll Causing A Stink

Funny story: Vagina On Coulter Doll Causing A Stink

Deke Skeever, owner of an adult toy/erotic goods store in San Francisco called The Pansy's Saddle has had a series of complaints and possible lawsuits lobbed his way this past week because of a product he sells - an inflatable sex toy designed to...

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