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Husband Refuses to Have Sex With Wife unless Opossums are Present

Funny story: Husband Refuses to Have Sex With Wife unless Opossums are Present

Trudy Kinks of New York City says that she and her husband may have to split up for awhile until they get something straightened. "And I'm not referring to penis pills either", she told several family members. Trudy explained that she and Morri...

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Man Sues Porn Industry for making Sex Boring

Funny story: Man Sues Porn Industry for making Sex Boring

Dateline: LOS ANGELES--Eduard Garbanzo, a plumber and avid consumer of internet pornography, is suing several top producers of porn for having made sex commonplace and boring. "There's too much nudity on the internet," he protests. "They've satura...

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"Woman After Three-Hour Orgasm- Like Too Much Dessert Plus More Dessert!"

Funny story: "Woman After Three-Hour Orgasm- Like Too Much Dessert Plus More Dessert!"

Although many ladies say they couldn't imagine it being a bad thing, Liz in Seattle says that it's not for the first 15-30 minutes but after that it wasn't great at all. She told an A&E audience that she was trying everything and it wouldn't s...

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Anthony Weiner Perfect For Fifty Shades Of Grey

Funny story: Anthony Weiner Perfect For Fifty Shades Of Grey

Anyone who's read any of the books in the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy probably has a pretty good idea of what Christian Grey would be like if he were a real person-for a lot of fans, that wasn't Sons of Anarchy star Charlie Hunnam. The 33-year-o...

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University Graduates First Class of Adult Entertainers

PROVIDENCE, RI - "If you do something you love, you will never work another day in your life." Said sexual education professor Nikki Nova in her new office at Brown University. A former professional entertainer herself, Nova realized that many more...

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Petraeus Apologizes; Vows to Start Cheaters Clinic

Disgraced former CIA David Petraeus says he is so disgusted with his behavior in having an affair with his much younger beauteous biographer that he plans to start a rehab program for cheating military and intelligence community officials. "I kn...

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Julian Assange's Biggest Leak: Wets Himself and flees to Ecuadorian Embassy In Panic Pleading for Asylum!

Funny story: Julian Assange's Biggest Leak: Wets Himself and flees to Ecuadorian Embassy In Panic Pleading for Asylum!

The Australian cyber slut accused of leaking hundred's of thousands of confidential emails and sensitive government documents resulting in the untold misfortune and possibly death for hundreds of confidential government informants, and the embarrassm...

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Dallas QB Romo Blames Meltdown on Crack Addiction!

When Dallas quarterback Tony Romo finally emerged from hiding after the sure win against the Jets turned into an incredible loss thanks to his monumental three (3) brain farts, he blamed it on his addiction to wearing crotchless panties under his cup...

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Sex Life Among Tories Increased Under the Riot - They Got a Sexual High Similar to Cocaine Users

A joint study between Spectator magazine and Razzle have shown that there was a spike in die hard Tories indulging in sexual activity on the night of the London riots. As parts of London were besieged by looting mobs, couples in places like Wandswor...

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"I've Got a Brand New Bag!" Caddy Williams Carries Scott to 6 Shot Lead over Tiger in Debut!

Funny story: "I've Got a Brand New Bag!" Caddy Williams Carries Scott to 6 Shot Lead over Tiger in Debut!

Australian golfer Adam Scott, teamed with former Tiger Woods caddie New Zealander Stevie Williams, set a new course record for the opening round at Firestone Country Club leaving Woods in the dust! Williams, who caddied for Woods during his 6 vict...

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Road Trip! On the Trail Following the Kennedy Mystique ; Drinking and Womanizing in New England!

Funny story: Road Trip! On the Trail Following the Kennedy Mystique ; Drinking and Womanizing in New England!

Armed with a meager allowance from The Spoof (The US Edition), stringer Wally Wordsmithe is on a 3 week road trip to retrace the famous steps of the infamous Kennedy Clan as he's off to New England to visit some of the Pubs made famous by the gin gu...

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Adrian Chiles Treated for Sex Addiction

Funny story: Adrian Chiles Treated for Sex Addiction

Early morning misery guts and real life model for Mr Potato Head, Adrian Chiles has admitted to suffering from Sex Addiction. The affliction, which normally affects good looking people has caught the living Toby Jug unawares, but now the early mo...

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Mount Athos: Berlusconi arrives for sex-addiction cure

Funny story: Mount Athos: Berlusconi arrives for sex-addiction cure

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has arrived on the male-only peninsula of Mount Athos in Macedonia, Greece, for what the Vatican has described as 'a long rest'. It is however believed that the PM is on a sex-addiction cure which Pope Bene...

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Sheila Vogel, octoganarian hooker grandma of Katie Waissel - seeking PR expert

Funny story: Sheila Vogel, octoganarian hooker grandma of Katie Waissel - seeking PR expert

Sheila Vogel (82), grandmother of some contestant named Katie Waissel, who appeared on the X factor, is complaining that her grandaughter's appearance and subsequent publicity has ruined her business. Sheila has, allegedly, appeared in numerous gi...

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Tiger Wood Cured Of Sex Addiction, Plays 72 Holes in One Day!

Funny story: Tiger Wood Cured Of Sex Addiction, Plays 72 Holes in One Day!

"It's true", stated a very happy Tiger Woods. "I am no longer addicted to sex and I'm glad", as he hit a 35-foot putt from off the green. Look out PGA linksters, the Tiger is back and his mind is on the game as never before. So what worked...th...

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Study: Pregnant women should get more sex

Funny story: Study: Pregnant women should get more sex

Pregnant women could -- and probably should -- get 10 times more sex than experts currently recommend, according to a new study. Current guidelines for daily sex during pregnancy range from once per week to no sex at all, the amount usually associ...

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Sex Rehab Clinic Shortage, Quickie Solutions Offered

Funny story: Sex Rehab Clinic Shortage, Quickie Solutions Offered

Celebrities seeking help with sex addiction issues have put the focus on a major crisis in the U.S. Sadly, there just aren't enough facilities available to tame oversexed folks. Frantic psychiatrists and psychologists involved in this kind of t...

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Moorview Wing Opened In Rehab Clinic

Funny story: Moorview Wing Opened In Rehab Clinic

World renowned rehab clinic, The Priority, deep in the heart of rural Hertfordshire today opened the doors of its new wing, The Moorview Wing, named in honour of a collaborative story in the Magazine Section of popular satirical website TheSpoof.com...

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