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Funny story: Feeding Rotten Food to the Elderly is Real Reason Behind the Scrapping of 'Sell By 'dates claims MP!

Feeding Rotten Food to the Elderly is Real Reason Behind the Scrapping of 'Sell By 'dates claims MP!

Recently sacked Minister of Austerity, Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly is claiming the real reason behind the government's decision to scrap food 'sell by' dates is not to stop perfectly safe food from being wasted, but is in fact a first step tow...
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Funny story: EEC extends "sell-by date" rules to non food items

EEC extends "sell-by date" rules to non food items

In a dramatic move aimed at harmonising sell-by and use-by dates on products other than food, the mandarins (sadly no use-by date on these particular fruits) of Brussels have imposed rules to cover an extended range of non-food products.
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A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
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