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Atheist Writer Abandons Atheism. Looks For ANY Religion After Realizing Majority of Atheists Actually Morons

Funny story: Atheist Writer Abandons Atheism. Looks For ANY Religion After Realizing Majority of Atheists Actually Morons

A Florida author has vowed to abandon atheism and find religion after realizing that many of his fellow atheists are complete and utter morons. Duncan Whitehead of Miami, author of several badly edited, self-published pieces of 'drivel' and well k...

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Whole Family Dreading Family Time

Funny story: Whole Family Dreading Family Time

What seemed like a good idea at the time, a South Florida man is now dreading the family time he insisted upon, an event he hoped would unite his warring daughters, son and wife. Duncan Whitehead - overweight, suffering from gout and bad teeth; ca...

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Golden Rule of NOT Tumble Drying Expensive Shirts Broken

Funny story: Golden Rule of NOT Tumble Drying Expensive Shirts Broken

The golden rule of NOT EVER tumble drying a Florida man's GOOD shirts has been broken and violated - resulting in two inches of material simply disappearing into thin air. The once comfortable white and blue designer label polo shirts which Dunc...

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Missing Wallet Found After Frantic Search That Included Swearing At Kids

Funny story: Missing Wallet Found After Frantic Search That Included Swearing At Kids

A South Florida man is celebrating this evening after finding his lost result after an extensive search which included driving to all the stores he had visited that day, kicking his cat, calling his wife "an idiot" and swearing at his children. Du...

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Stores Fill Shelves With Crap In Preparation For Father's Day

Funny story: Stores Fill Shelves With Crap In Preparation For Father's Day

Thousands of frantic Walmart, Target and K-Mart employees are busy stocking shelves this evening with useless and utter shit in preparation for Father's Day, as kids around the country begrudgingly delve into their pocket's to buy Dad something he do...

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Another 9/11 Is Just Around The Corner

Funny story: Another 9/11 Is Just Around The Corner

According to my calendar the US is just a few months away from another 9/11. After intensive and meticulous research, including the reading of blogs, interpreting messages and just keeping my ear to the ground this reporter has ascertained that Se...

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Florida Man Kicked From Bed After Dorito Eating Incident

Funny story: Florida Man Kicked From Bed After Dorito Eating Incident

A Florida man was forcibly ejected from his bed late last night after opening a bag of Doritos thinking his wife was sleeping. "She caught me munching the snack and told me that it was the 'final straw' and she was sick of waking up finding crumbs...

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Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Funny story: Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Florida - A Fort Lauderdale man says he is confused, upset, perturbed and angry that, despite writing numerous spoof news articles over the past ten years; using various aliases and pseudonyms; that there is still no page on Wikipedia referencing...

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Different Barber Cuts Man's Hair Shocker

Funny story: Different Barber Cuts Man's Hair Shocker

Fort Lauderdale, Florida: In a turn of events reportedly unforeseen by a Fort Lauderdale man, the barber at 'Cut Short' hair salon who greeted him on Thursday was not the same barber who usually cuts his hair. When informed that Dave, his usual ba...

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Florida Man Changes Twitter and Facebook Log In and Passwords To Protect Privacy

Funny story: Florida Man Changes Twitter and Facebook Log In and Passwords To Protect Privacy

Florida resident, Duncan Whitehead, in direct response to a hacking threat, has today changed his log in and password details for all his online banking accounts, Twitter account and Facebook account, as well as several pornographic sites. "I will...

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Marathon Session Of James Bond DVD Viewing Comes To Abrupt Halt

Funny story: Marathon Session Of James Bond DVD Viewing Comes To Abrupt Halt

A Florida man's highly anticipated weekend of watching every James Bond on DVD came to a sudden and abrupt halt mid way through the movie 'Die Another Day'. The man, who can not be named for legal reasons (imminent divorce proceedings), was mid wa...

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Man Rushing To Complete Spoof News Article While Waiting For Flight Misses Boarding And Is Now Stranded In Houston, Texas

Funny story: Man Rushing To Complete Spoof News Article While Waiting For Flight Misses Boarding And Is Now Stranded In Houston, Texas

An extremely eager Spoof writer, determined to increase his points total and spew out yet another ill edited, ill thought off and frankly unfunny spoof news article missed his flight home to Fort Lauderdale after he was too busy compiling an article...

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Spoof News "God" Makes £350.75 A Week!

Funny story: Spoof News "God" Makes £350.75 A Week!

Universally regarded as one of the Internets funniest users, unnamed sources confirmed Friday that famed 45 year old Spoof News icon Bob Taylor, better known as "Nutbuster" by his throng of passionate and loyal fans, makes roughly £17,000 a year, an...

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Racial Stereotyping Just Wrong Raps African American Spokesman

Funny story: Racial Stereotyping Just Wrong Raps African American Spokesman

Racial stereotyping is wrong, so claims Titus Wildermore III, a fried chicken eating, vest wearing, tax dodging, 'bling' loving African American, who I suspect avoids paying child support, beats his wife, loves basketball and can probably dance. I...

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