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Grass Is Greener When It's Genetically Modified, Says Monsanto

Funny story: Grass Is Greener When It's Genetically Modified, Says Monsanto

According to global modern agricultural giant Monsanto Company, the grass is greener not on the other side, but when it's genetically modified - or so the company hopes. “It's wrong that people sometimes are forced to golf on browning blades of gr...

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A Belgium Farmer Grows Cabbage That Tastes Exactly Like Filet Mignon

Funny story: A Belgium Farmer Grows Cabbage That Tastes Exactly Like Filet Mignon

BRUSSELS, Belgium - Waterloo Zottbergen has been growing cabbage for the past 29 years and in that time he has made a very good living out of it. But he recently discovered a way to grow cabbage that tastes exactly like a filet mignon steak. Zo...

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Vail, Colorado Erects A 200 Pound Statue of A Marijuana Seed

Funny story: Vail, Colorado Erects A 200 Pound Statue of A Marijuana Seed

VAIL, Colorado - The citizens of the Colorado town of Vail are thrilled with the rise in tourism that has occurred due to the legalization of marijuana. In fact, the town has decided that to honor the fabulous cash crop it will be erecting a 200 p...

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Archaeologists In Indiana Make A Remarkable Discovery

Funny story: Archaeologists In Indiana Make A Remarkable Discovery

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - A group of Archaeologists affiliated with Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis have come across an astounding archaeological find. The group leader Dr. Larson Tuckteen has informed the news media that they have come...

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Colorado Reports That Marijuana Seeds Are Outselling Sunflower Seeds By 700 To 1

Funny story: Colorado Reports That Marijuana Seeds Are Outselling Sunflower Seeds By 700 To 1

ASPEN, Colorado - Local authorities have commented that since January 1, 2014, the sale of marijuana seeds is outselling the sale of sunflower seeds by an astounding 700 to 1 ratio. Fisher "Sinsemilla" Vittypoof, 28, owner of The Giggling Weed See...

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Driver fined for seeding

The driver of an open-top sports car will have to pay £100 plus costs, after scattering sunflower seeds on the pavements. Jim Gardner, 39, of Wetwang, near Driffield, was reported after several pedestrians had been sprayed with the seeds as he dro...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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