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Funny story: Elderly Girl's Patriotic Seduction Rescues the Republic from Romney

Elderly Girl's Patriotic Seduction Rescues the Republic from Romney

It appears that Mitt and Barack are in a statistical "dead heat" (who dreamed up that vulgar term -- some necrophiliac?) (although "neck and neck" isn't any better -- way too intimate -- practically gay!) (and "horse race" really should be "whore's race." They're both turning tricks for money. It's a disgrace.) Ann Romney, who seems scarier and more Stepford wifey than she used to, recently...
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