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Cubs Win World Series; Christ Returns to Earth

CLEVELAND--In a move Vatican officials are calling "purely coincidental," to the Chicago Cubs' victory in the World Series, Jesus Christ, Son of God and Savior of Humanity, left His place at the right hand of the Father early Thursday morning, and ha...

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Jesus Cancels Second Coming Due To Lack Of Interest

Funny story: Jesus Cancels Second Coming Due To Lack Of Interest

The long awaited Second Coming of Jesus Christ has been canceled. Jesus Himself has ordered this. Coming down incognito to plan for his much anticipated descension to the same world that had rejected him so many millenia ago, He scoped out the scene to ascertain how He would pull it off. He wasn't happy with what he found. Interviewed on one of the many talk shows that populate the mor...

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Zombie Apocalypse is actually the Second Coming, Jesus reveals

Funny story: Zombie Apocalypse is actually the Second Coming, Jesus reveals

In a surprise appearance last week, a man claiming to be Jesus revealed that the much anticipated 'zombie apocalypse' of 2012 is actually a mis-communication of the intended 'Second Coming'. Jesus explained that they (the Holy Trinity) realised that if the Son of God were to turn up looking 'normal', He might not be taken seriously and most likely ignored (or sectioned if the NHS could be bothe...

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Jesus Christ Shows Up for New Years

Funny story: Jesus Christ Shows Up for New Years

New York, January 2, 8010 - Jesus Christ appeared at Times Square during the New Years celebration, Decemeber 31, 7010. There was much anticipation as an estimated one million people showed up to hear him speak. Christ appeared at Times Square i...

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Jesus Returns, The Full Story

Funny story: Jesus Returns, The Full Story

Monday April 12th, 2010 started out as a normal day for everyone in New York City. It didn't end that way for all of us. One poor hobo was found naked and dead in a phone booth, a delivery truck driver turned himself in for a hit and run accident even though no victim was found, and the entire congregation of the Holier Than Thou Catholic Chruch reported seeing a long haired, bearded Hobo with a w...

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Jesus Returns

Funny story: Jesus Returns

Those of you who follow the Bible closely have I'm sure at one time or another spent a few idol moments wondering when the main character of your favourite book would return. Today it has been revealed that Jesus is at last, once again, amongst us...

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Ronald Weinland - One of two of God's prophets - tells of Jesus returning

Funny story: Ronald Weinland - One of two of God's prophets - tells of Jesus returning

I've been doing some serious research since reading and writing about Jesus wanting to be President. It appears that 2012 is in his diary, but it's for a different reason. That's how rumours get started. This should teach us all to do our resear...

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MGB Coming Back as Hybrid

Funny story: MGB Coming Back as Hybrid

Its true, the MGB retro will be on the assembly line by summer. All the same fun and all the same idiosyncrasies are build into the new B. You want over steer, Lucas wiring, no airbags, manual everything, you get it with the new MGB. Gone is the 1...

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Rodney King Claims He Had It Coming

Funny story: Rodney King Claims He Had It Coming

Rodney King, for years held out as an example of rampant police brutality in the United States now has confirmed that he had it coming. King issued a written statement which he hoped would counter what he now calls "the misuse of videos showcasi...

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World's Best Low-Cost Aphrodisiac Coming In January

Funny story: World's Best Low-Cost Aphrodisiac Coming In January

According to folklore, horny goat weed's reputed aphrodisiac qualities were discovered when a Chinese goat herder noticed increased sexual activity in his flock after they ingested the weed. Then that same night he was raped repeatedly as he lay tang...

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God coming back to Earth

Funny story: God coming back to Earth

In a startling revelation, 10 Downing Street has issued a statement that God is coming back to Earth on 3rd March this year. It has been reported that the British PM Gordon Brown received a fax regarding this development from God's Minister of Fa...

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Religious Order of the Divine Will and Testament Collects Corpses' Social Security Checks until the Second Coming

Funny story: Religious Order of the Divine Will and Testament Collects Corpses' Social Security Checks until the Second Coming

Christian fundamentalist and pyramid scheme, Order of the Divine Will and Testament professes that its belief in the resurrection of the dead at the Imminent Second coming of Christ entitles them to continue collecting the social securities checks of...

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Planet Earth left unattended for too long

Funny story: Planet Earth left unattended for too long

Jesus today returned from his two thousand year holiday to find the Earth in turmoil. "What the hell has happened here," he said as he arrived at Heathrow's terminal 5. "It's bad enough that they've lost my luggage, I mean what has been going on?!...

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Hurricane Prediction Center forecasts the Second Coming

Funny story: Hurricane Prediction Center forecasts the Second Coming

The increasing frequency and violence of tropical storms has nothing to do with global warming according to Warren Chisum, the Republican chairman of the Texas state legislature's House Appropriations Committee. He believes it's a sign from G...

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Prey for Valentine's Day Second Coming says astrologers

Funny story: Prey for Valentine's Day Second Coming says astrologers

London - (Rioters): Predators such as George Bush, Tony Blair and Pope Ratzinger could be in for a nasty Second Coming shock this Valentine's Day as a huge comet originating in the costellation of Aquilla the Eagle heralds the Return of the King,...

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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