In a surprise appearance last week, a man claiming to be Jesus revealed that the much anticipated 'zombie apocalypse' of 2012 is actually a mis-communication of the intended 'Second Coming'.
Jesus explained that they (the Holy Trinity) realised that if the Son of God were to turn up looking 'normal', He might not be taken seriously and most likely ignored (or sectioned if the NHS could be bothe...
New York, January 2, 8010 - Jesus Christ appeared at Times Square during the New Years celebration, Decemeber 31, 7010. There was much anticipation as an estimated one million people showed up to hear him speak.
Christ appeared at Times Square i...
Monday April 12th, 2010 started out as a normal day for everyone in New York City. It didn't end that way for all of us. One poor hobo was found naked and dead in a phone booth, a delivery truck driver turned himself in for a hit and run accident even though no victim was found, and the entire congregation of the Holier Than Thou Catholic Chruch reported seeing a long haired, bearded Hobo with a w...
Those of you who follow the Bible closely have I'm sure at one time or another spent a few idol moments wondering when the main character of your favourite book would return.
Today it has been revealed that Jesus is at last, once again, amongst us...
I've been doing some serious research since reading and writing about Jesus wanting to be President. It appears that 2012 is in his diary, but it's for a different reason.
That's how rumours get started. This should teach us all to do our resear...
Its true, the MGB retro will be on the assembly line by summer. All the same fun and all the same idiosyncrasies are build into the new B. You want over steer, Lucas wiring, no airbags, manual everything, you get it with the new MGB. Gone is the 1...
Rodney King, for years held out as an example of rampant police brutality in the United States now has confirmed that he had it coming.
King issued a written statement which he hoped would counter what he now calls "the misuse of videos showcasi...
According to folklore, horny goat weed's reputed aphrodisiac qualities were discovered when a Chinese goat herder noticed increased sexual activity in his flock after they ingested the weed. Then that same night he was raped repeatedly as he lay tang...
In a startling revelation, 10 Downing Street has issued a statement that God is coming back to Earth on 3rd March this year.
It has been reported that the British PM Gordon Brown received a fax regarding this development from God's Minister of Fa...
Christian fundamentalist and pyramid scheme, Order of the Divine Will and Testament professes that its belief in the resurrection of the dead at the Imminent Second coming of Christ entitles them to continue collecting the social securities checks of...
Jesus today returned from his two thousand year holiday to find the Earth in turmoil.
"What the hell has happened here," he said as he arrived at Heathrow's terminal 5. "It's bad enough that they've lost my luggage, I mean what has been going on?!...
Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin has plans to bring on the End Times -- the second coming of Christ. An April memo from Palin was leaked to the Anchorage Sun Times revealing the plan.
Palin, who was long a member of an Assemblies of God church, s...
The increasing frequency and violence of tropical storms has nothing to do with global warming according to Warren Chisum, the Republican chairman of the Texas state legislature's House Appropriations Committee. He believes it's a sign from G...
London - (Rioters): Predators such as George Bush, Tony Blair and Pope Ratzinger could be in for a nasty Second Coming shock this Valentine's Day as a huge comet originating in the costellation of Aquilla the Eagle heralds the Return of the King,...