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Funny story: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue seeks to secede from Union

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue seeks to secede from Union

WASHINGTON, D. C. - With the stroke of a pen, President Barak Obama signed an executive order by which 1600 Pennsylvania is no longer part of the United States. "We've seceded," First Lady Michelle Obama confirmed rumors that the nation's capitol is...
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Funny story: Northern Floridians Await Circumcision

Northern Floridians Await Circumcision

Tallahasee - Now that election officials have finally tallied up the votes from yet another tangled mess of a Presidential election in the sunshine state, it has left many residents in the nation's most phallic-like state feeling rather… limp. Wit...
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Funny story: A Brief History of Secession

A Brief History of Secession

Following President Obama's reelection, petitioners from 32 states have filed a lawsuit with the federal government to let their respective states secede from the Union. Let's take a look at the history of secession movements in the United States 1776: 13 Colonies of the British Empire unlawfully attempt to detach themselves from the crown and form a government under the preposterous idea of se...
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Funny story: Staten Islanders Ready to Secede

Staten Islanders Ready to Secede

Giovanni O'Malley, owner of O'Malley's, the only Irish Italian tavern on Staten Island, held a press conference on Wednesday to update his followers on the status of negotiations with the US Government for the withdrawal of Staten Island from the uni...
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Funny story: Staten Islanders Will Vote in Referendum to Secede from Union

Staten Islanders Will Vote in Referendum to Secede from Union

A move is afoot to persuade Staten Islanders to secede not just from New York City and New York State but from the entire United States. A referendum was to be held to cut ties with New York City, but Giovanni O'Malley, leader of the referendum mo...
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Funny story: President Obama Begs Texas Governor to Secede from the Union

President Obama Begs Texas Governor to Secede from the Union

Unable to come up with sufficient funds to fight the drug war that is spilling over the Mexican border into Texas, Obama says he is finally willing to take Texas Governor Rick Perry up on his threat to secede from the union. Said Obama, "We've con...
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Funny story: Arizona to secede from the Union

Arizona to secede from the Union

The residents of the state of Arizona, satisfied with the law against illegal immigration and unsatisfied with the actions of the Federal Government, have voted to secede from the Union and declare themselves, The Republic of Arizona, the voters also...
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Funny story: President Obama Invites South Carolina to Secede from Union

President Obama Invites South Carolina to Secede from Union

Washington, DC - In another unprecedented move from the White House, President Obama has invited South Carolina to secede from the union. Under normal circumstances, the decision to secede from the union is usually made by a state government that...
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