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Funny story:  Morecambe becomes Ageworld Theme Town

Morecambe becomes Ageworld Theme Town

Former holiday destination Morecambe in the far North West of England is back in the running with the entire town becoming the latest Ageworld Theme Town. Featuring a Euthanasia beach with deadly riptides and quicksand, fleets of mobility scooter...
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Funny story:  Ron & Fred At The Seaside (Part Three)

Ron & Fred At The Seaside (Part Three)

"Someone's fallen overboard from that tanker, Fred. I can see 'is 'ead bobbin' up n dahn in the sea way out there." "Yeah, likely story. Must av slipped off the deck 'cause ov all the oil on it I s'pose." "Straight up Fred, I aint jokin'. I'm tellin' yer there's someone out there in the water. Poor bloke, (SHOUTS OUT TO SEA) 'ANG ON MATE, I'VE SEEN YER. 'ELPS ON THE WAY MATE." "Well if th...
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Funny story:  Ron & Fred At The Seaside (Part Two)

Ron & Fred At The Seaside (Part Two)

"No I bloody aint ad enuff. We've only bin sittin' 'ere fer five minutes. I wanna take in the view prop'ly, get some ov this ozone inside me lungs." "Ron, I'm COLD.... and the rain's comin' dahn 'eavier now." "Dive in me bag there, there's a little umbrella in there yer can use." "I'll fly off like Mary Poppins if I try openin' umbrella in this wind. Water gets in through the stitches wi...
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Funny story:  Ron & Fred At The Seaside (Part One)

Ron & Fred At The Seaside (Part One)

(SETTING: Ron and Fred are on a day trip to Canvey Island, Essex, UK. They're sitting on the sea wall along the esplanade looking out to - a very rough - sea. Very windy, Ron is taking some deep breaths of 'sea breeze' into his lungs.) - After inhaling two deep long breaths Ron says to Fred who is sitting next to him on the sea wall, "Yer don't find that anywhere else Fred. They av sea bre...
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Funny story:  Shark Attacks

Shark Attacks

Holidaying off Torquay with family and friends, Nasher White has reported seeing groups of strange creatures floating and splashing about on the surface of the sea whilst making loud, shrieking calls as if sick or in trouble. Recognisable by the...
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Funny story:  Worthing Folk Up In Arms Over Sunniest Place Accolade

Worthing Folk Up In Arms Over Sunniest Place Accolade

Storm clouds are gathering over the normally genteel coast of East and West Sussex. The great and good of Eastbourne and Hastings are at eachother's throats over which resort can boast the title of 'sunniest place in the UK.' Eastbourne appear...
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Funny story:  Still They Keep Coming: More Letters To The Editor

Still They Keep Coming: More Letters To The Editor

Dear Sir, I thought your readers may be interested in some antedotal eveydense that obtrains of a famious pearson. You see, I did life nearbie the fourmar Primed Minster, Sir Edwin Heathe, when he was still livine with his morther, Shirley, at Sellsea. They had a moddest home then. That was befor Edwin, as we callt him, got to Parleymend. They just had the caler gaz and a potible Tellie.
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Funny story:  Global Warming Propels Rundown Seaside Resort Town Into The Big League

Global Warming Propels Rundown Seaside Resort Town Into The Big League

Global warming. It may or may not be endangering the very future of the planet we live on, depending on your point of view. But that is of little concern to the residents of a run down English seaside resort town, which has started to thrive with...
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Funny story:  End of the Pier Music Hall Set for Comeback

End of the Pier Music Hall Set for Comeback

Fans of vaudeville were practically frenzied with apathy last night at the news that music hall comedian 'Cheerful' Charlie Chipstick is beginning a new tour. The renowned alcoholic, famed for his starring role at the Job Centre, is set for a com...
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Funny story:  Harry Potter Cast Annual Seaside Trip

Harry Potter Cast Annual Seaside Trip

Today stars of the Harry Potter film series took a well earned rest from...what ever it is they do, by going on their annual trip to the British seaside.
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