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Funny story: Metal thieves steal street furniture in Dorking

Metal thieves steal street furniture in Dorking

Residents of London suburb, Dorking, awoke this morning to discover that thieves had stolen every last scrap of metal from the town. "They came in during the night," said police inspector, Devon Cumbria. "They've taken street lamps, park benches,...
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Funny story: Scrap metal thieves in U.K. Rich List

Scrap metal thieves in U.K. Rich List

Two notorious scrap metal thieves have finally made it into this year's U.K. Rich List. With a combined wealth of nearly £13 billion, Fred Copper and Albert Steel are already half-way up the Top 100 List, and aim to reach the top next year. "We...
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Funny story: Humber Bridge Debt and Tolls Scrapped

Humber Bridge Debt and Tolls Scrapped

For years campaigners against Humber Bridge tolls have voiced fears that the huge debt will never be repaid. The cost for a single car crossing the bridge was recently increased from £27 to £30. The Humber Bridge Board said the rise was necessary to...
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