Reggie Mental editor of "Get Out of My Mind" details a recent interview he had with Swiss psychiatrist Dr. Fiddler ... all about a new mental illness his team of researchers claim to have discovered.
"Paranoia we all know about and nobody wants. Hence the new social fear on a par with any other phobia.... it is called Paranoia-Phobia. Yes, the fear of being paranoid. Already medication, a deri...
The Metropolitan Police are planning to move from Scotland Yard in a bid to save millions of pounds a year.
Deputy Commissioner Hassan Izz-Al-Din said: "I't makes sense innit, at the momemt the lads aint got no Greggs bakers near enuff to the yard...
Interpol Headquarters, Lyon -SERN officials have announced a "joint partnership," Involving Scotland Yard and the International Criminal Police Organization as the largest particle hunt in history goes into full gear to capture the elusive Higgs Boso...
'That was the local force from Rottingdean', said Inspector Dirk 'Cast Iron' Alibi; 'the butler has exploded at Hump Hall and they're calling the Yard in to investigate.'
Inspector Corner, of the Yard, placed the receiver down and turned to Detective Pong, "We got to go and investigate an exploding Butler at Hump Hall in Sussex Pong.
"Where's Sussex Pong Sir?" asked the Detective.
"No Pon...
The Anonymous computer group has revealed the transcript of the conversation they intercepted between Scotland Yard and the FBI.
During the conversation FBI operativea are heard to discuss the operation to intercept the Anonymous groups computer...
London - The ZSL London Zoo has confirmed that Taber Hemingway was killed quite viciously by sloths. Zoo security and Scotland Yard are still investigating what happened exactly. The security tapes in the Rain Forrest section of the zoo caught the at...
Here is an interview with Chief Superintendent Hamish McSporrin leading the recently re-opened investigation of the Maddie McCann case by Scotland Yard. In line for a knighthood some say, Mr.Sporrin, a graduate of Edinburgh University, was once a director of MI5. The investigation was launched by Prime Minister David Cameron.
Q: The British public are of course paying for this investigation so...
LONDON - Kate Middleton's two best features are her hair and her legs. Camilla Parker-Bowles suggested that for the Royal Wedding Kate wear the traditional tiara but Middleton is balking at that worn-out tradition (no pun intended).
Mr. Prissy of...
LONDON - As April 29 fast approaches the final preparations for the Royal Wedding are being tended to. The security at Westminster Abbey will be the heaviest it has ever been.
The Bees Knees News Agency is reporting that Scotland Yard is even brin...
Inhopeless, Spoofwriter living in Birmingham, has been arrested by Scotland Yard's Operation Weetabix team for, allegedly, hacking into fellow Spoofwriter, Lady Godiva's voicemail messages.
Some of these messages are from her mam and need decoding...
Monday 13th Oct 1887.
The mist laid heavy over the dark cobbled streets of Victorian Bethnal Green in Londons infamous East End.
A tall figure wearing a fidora hat and wrapped in a black leather cape stalked the night time streets, only stopping to take cover in the shadows, he made his way to the Blind Beggar pub in Bethnal Green road. Upon entering the smoke filled dank public bar, he was...
Reports of a mobile phone, still ringing inside a crocodile in the Ukraine, have sent officers from the Met, aka Scotland Yard, scurrying to visit and examine the crocodile.
A police spokesman insisted that no croc would be left unturned in their...
Scotland Yard, London: An example of what Scotland Yard chief Sir Paul Stephenson, admits as the 'psychological contract' with the public being broken, is when a tin of pink emulsion paint dumped over a two-year old silver Chevrolet and the deflatio...
Chief Constable Stanley Unwin arrived at the Yard this morning eager to get into his new office and start policing London "His way".
This reporter, armfeetandtoe, was granted an exclusive interview with Unwin.
armfeetandtoe: What do you think you will bring to the job?
Unwin: Excitmo, the thrum of policibol politicli never interweedlo with the fabricol of plodmost independ.
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Gordon Brown and Alastair Darling,were both arrested by detectives from Scotland yard in the early hours of this morning as Britains National Debt is set to pass 2 TRILLION POUNDS. Brown the former Chancellor, and Darling the current Chancellor, are...
Maverick graffiti artist, Banksy, whose work sells for tens of thousands of pounds in galleries around the world, yet whose identity remains a mystery, has been singled out for identification and subsequent arrest by Scotland Yard as the police get s...
New Scotland Yard had a "bad day at the office" when officers included pictures of actors from a seedy 1970s porn film among images of people wanted after a recent football riot.
The error came about when the Metropolitan Police used an old betam...
President George W. Bush reportedly signed an executive order to send troops to Dili, East Timor after gunmen wounded that country's president, Jose Ramos-Horta, however, U.S. government officials were red-faced in meekly admitting they didn'...