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Police now searching random 70's pop singers houses in hope to find evidence of sexual offences

Funny story: Police now searching random 70's pop singers houses in hope to find evidence of sexual offences

In a bold attempt to clamp down on historic sexual offences against minors or women, the London Metropolitan Police have decided to randomly searched all homes of pop singers and TV presenters from the 1970's, with the aim of finding some evidence of...

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Flash Mob Appears in Queen's Bedroom

Funny story: Flash Mob Appears in Queen's Bedroom

LONDON, ENGLAND - Sources from Buckingham Palace announced that a flash mob appeared in Queen Elizabeth's bedchamber at the palace in the wee hours Monday night. Apparently, the Queen awoke to the sound of her corgis' loud barking, and was able...

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Neurosurgeon Willie Bodgem flees to Bolivia, but the game is up

Funny story: Neurosurgeon Willie Bodgem flees to Bolivia, but the game is up

Following allegations of catastrophic surgical procedures, detectives at Scotland Yard are anxious to locate Dublin neurosurgeon Willie Bodgem. Managers at Beaumont Hospital have distanced themselves from the consultant, telling police that "Mr B...

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New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

Funny story: New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

Reggie Mental editor of "Get Out of My Mind" details a recent interview he had with Swiss psychiatrist Dr. Fiddler ... all about a new mental illness his team of researchers claim to have discovered. "Paranoia we all know about and nobody wants. Hence the new social fear on a par with any other phobia.... it is called Paranoia-Phobia. Yes, the fear of being paranoid. Already medication, a deri...

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G'night All! - Scotland Yard up for sale!

Funny story: G'night All! - Scotland Yard up for sale!

The Metropolitan Police are planning to move from Scotland Yard in a bid to save millions of pounds a year. Deputy Commissioner Hassan Izz-Al-Din said: "I't makes sense innit, at the momemt the lads aint got no Greggs bakers near enuff to the yard...

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Scotland Yard and Interpol Hired to Help SERN Find the Higgs Boson. Arrest warrant issued. ID check now required of all particles at borders. Pushing the envelope with "Outsource Limit Test"?

Funny story: Scotland Yard and Interpol Hired to Help SERN Find the Higgs Boson. Arrest warrant issued. ID check now required of all particles at borders. Pushing the envelope with "Outsource Limit Test"?

Interpol Headquarters, Lyon -SERN officials have announced a "joint partnership," Involving Scotland Yard and the International Criminal Police Organization as the largest particle hunt in history goes into full gear to capture the elusive Higgs Boso...

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The Exploding Butler of Hump Hall, Part I

Funny story: The Exploding Butler of Hump Hall, Part I

'That was the local force from Rottingdean', said Inspector Dirk 'Cast Iron' Alibi; 'the butler has exploded at Hump Hall and they're calling the Yard in to investigate.' Inspector Corner, of the Yard, placed the receiver down and turned to Detective Pong, "We got to go and investigate an exploding Butler at Hump Hall in Sussex Pong. "Where's Sussex Pong Sir?" asked the Detective. "No Pon...

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Anonymous Computer Group Reveals Transcript of FBI Scotland Yard Conversation

Funny story: Anonymous Computer Group Reveals Transcript of FBI Scotland Yard Conversation

The Anonymous computer group has revealed the transcript of the conversation they intercepted between Scotland Yard and the FBI. During the conversation FBI operativea are heard to discuss the operation to intercept the Anonymous groups computer...

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Westerham Heights Man Dies in Sloth Attack

Funny story: Westerham Heights Man Dies in Sloth Attack

London - The ZSL London Zoo has confirmed that Taber Hemingway was killed quite viciously by sloths. Zoo security and Scotland Yard are still investigating what happened exactly. The security tapes in the Rain Forrest section of the zoo caught the at...

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New Scotland Yard investigation a red herring?

Here is an interview with Chief Superintendent Hamish McSporrin leading the recently re-opened investigation of the Maddie McCann case by Scotland Yard. In line for a knighthood some say, Mr.Sporrin, a graduate of Edinburgh University, was once a director of MI5. The investigation was launched by Prime Minister David Cameron. Q: The British public are of course paying for this investigation so...

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Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Hairdo To Be Done By Mr. Prissy of Pimlico

Funny story: Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Hairdo To Be Done By Mr. Prissy of Pimlico

LONDON - Kate Middleton's two best features are her hair and her legs. Camilla Parker-Bowles suggested that for the Royal Wedding Kate wear the traditional tiara but Middleton is balking at that worn-out tradition (no pun intended). Mr. Prissy of...

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Ricky Gervais and Russell Brand Have Reportedly Promised Queen Elizabeth That They Will Behave At The Royal Wedding

Funny story: Ricky Gervais and Russell Brand Have Reportedly Promised Queen Elizabeth That They Will Behave At The Royal Wedding

LONDON - As April 29 fast approaches the final preparations for the Royal Wedding are being tended to. The security at Westminster Abbey will be the heaviest it has ever been. The Bees Knees News Agency is reporting that Scotland Yard is even brin...

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Inhopeless, Spoofwriter, arrested for voicemail 'hacking'.

Funny story: Inhopeless, Spoofwriter, arrested for voicemail 'hacking'.

Inhopeless, Spoofwriter living in Birmingham, has been arrested by Scotland Yard's Operation Weetabix team for, allegedly, hacking into fellow Spoofwriter, Lady Godiva's voicemail messages. Some of these messages are from her mam and need decoding...

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Jock The Ropper: Part 1

Funny story: Jock The Ropper: Part 1

Monday 13th Oct 1887. The mist laid heavy over the dark cobbled streets of Victorian Bethnal Green in Londons infamous East End. A tall figure wearing a fidora hat and wrapped in a black leather cape stalked the night time streets, only stopping to take cover in the shadows, he made his way to the Blind Beggar pub in Bethnal Green road. Upon entering the smoke filled dank public bar, he was...

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Phone Hacking Scandal - the Met rushes to Paris and the Ukraine

Funny story: Phone Hacking Scandal - the Met rushes to Paris and the Ukraine

Reports of a mobile phone, still ringing inside a crocodile in the Ukraine, have sent officers from the Met, aka Scotland Yard, scurrying to visit and examine the crocodile. A police spokesman insisted that no croc would be left unturned in their...

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Scotland Yard chief Sir Paul Stephenson, admits 'psychological contract' with the public is broken.

Funny story: Scotland Yard chief Sir Paul Stephenson, admits 'psychological contract' with the public is broken.

Scotland Yard, London: An example of what Scotland Yard chief Sir Paul Stephenson, admits as the 'psychological contract' with the public being broken, is when a tin of pink emulsion paint dumped over a two-year old silver Chevrolet and the deflatio...

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New Metropolitan Police Chief Arrives At Scotland Yard

Funny story: New Metropolitan Police Chief Arrives At Scotland Yard

Chief Constable Stanley Unwin arrived at the Yard this morning eager to get into his new office and start policing London "His way". This reporter, armfeetandtoe, was granted an exclusive interview with Unwin. armfeetandtoe: What do you think you will bring to the job? Unwin: Excitmo, the thrum of policibol politicli never interweedlo with the fabricol of plodmost independ. armfeetandt...

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Brown & Darling Arrested after UK national debt doubles

Funny story: Brown & Darling Arrested after UK national debt doubles

Gordon Brown and Alastair Darling,were both arrested by detectives from Scotland yard in the early hours of this morning as Britains National Debt is set to pass 2 TRILLION POUNDS. Brown the former Chancellor, and Darling the current Chancellor, are...

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