On a crowded airplane flight aboard Alaska Airlines, a female passenger (not Sarah Palin) and a scorpion struggled over a seat, resulting in the scorpion's biting the woman's hand.
Flight 567 was approaching the runway when the incident occurred.
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Keysboro Wiggincourt of Coos Bay, Oregon said that when he boarded a Trans Air Alaska Airlines plane that he had no idea that he would end up seeing himself all over You Tube, CNN, FOX, and even the Weather Channel.
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