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Brit 83 year-old lollipop man told to keep his sticky fingers to himself!

Funny story: Brit 83 year-old lollipop man told to keep his sticky fingers to himself!

Lollipop men and women are fundamental for the safety of UK children crossing roads in front of their schools, but one lollipop man got his fingers stuck in the candy too far and was sacked! The gentleman, a popular figure outside school, loved hi...

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Warren Buffet advises schoolchildren to "eat junk"

Funny story: Warren Buffet advises schoolchildren to "eat junk"

OUT THERE -- Famed financier Warren Buffet says his secret source of energy is in his name: buffet. "Eat like it's your last meal," he advises six-year-old schoolchildren, "and you're at an all-you-can-eat buffet!" That's where the octogenarian-pl...

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Is your child safe? Shocking experiment reveals every parent's fear

Funny story: Is your child safe? Shocking experiment reveals every parent's fear

England was today shook to the very bottom of its outraged core as footage of an experiment consisiting of an actor luring kids away from a playground went on-line. The shocking footage shows a actor being secretly filmed in a playground by the sw...

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Michelle Obama Vows to Defend Her School Lunch Program "Til the Bitter End"

Funny story: Michelle Obama Vows to Defend Her School Lunch Program "Til the Bitter End"

Minneapolis - While it's not exactly a "Remember the Alamo!" battle cry, First Lady Michelle Obama is screeching that she will defend her signature school lunch program 'til the bitter end.' Ironically, this is how a majority of Americans view...

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A High-Ranking Taliban General Spotted In Yuma, Arizona

Funny story: A High-Ranking Taliban General Spotted In Yuma, Arizona

YUMA, Arizona - A private investigator working for the United States government has just informed the press that he has just seen one of the Taliban's highest ranking generals. The private investigator who did not want his real name revealed, for...

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Kansas Votes To Prohibit The Use of The Term Ménage à Trois

Funny story: Kansas Votes To Prohibit The Use of The Term Ménage à Trois

TOPEKA - After a heated debate that lasted six hours, the Kansas State Senate has voted 21 to 19 to prohibit the use of the French sexual term Ménage à Trois. Senator Agatha Tarbutton, 71, of Wichita, initially made the proposal after she was at a...

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Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads

Funny story: Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads

The Ohio State Board of Education is set to vote on a new policy aimed at curbing violence in Ohio schools by introducing head lice to K-12 campuses statewide. The vote comes on the heels of a similar decision by the Montpelier Board of Education,...

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UK 7 year-old boy accused of being a racist because he asked his mate why his skin is a different colour!

Funny story: UK 7 year-old boy accused of being a racist because he asked his mate why his skin is a different colour!

A UK 7 year-old from Hull, playing with his mate, who just happened to have a slightly darker skin, has been accused of being a racist because he innocently asked the boy if he came from Africa! A teacher overheard the boy asking the question and...

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