PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has just informed the news media that she and Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio have figured out a solution to a very pressing matter.
The governor said that since the start of the school year, about...
PHOENIX, Arizona - The governor of the border state of Arizona, Jan Brewer, has just announced that she has met with a select committee and they have found an answer to the unruly school kids on a school bus problem.
Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer,...
ATLANTA, GA - A man in the nude hijacked a school bus full of teenagers Thursday in Atlanta, said police.
Students were only able to laugh and torment their naked captor for a couple of minutes before he finally had to confront a student, accordin...
Los Angeles, California - As summer draws to a close and with schools starting up, many parents are wondering what they can do to help their children make the transition back to school a little bit easier. Experts advise parents not to wait until the...
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