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Funny story: Man Marries His Split Personality

Man Marries His Split Personality

Philadelphia, PA - A local man has married his better half in a civil ceremony. Don Won married Dawn Wo today at City Hall. Don is the dominant personality who shares a physical body with Dawn, a statuesque brunette. The couple plans to go to the...
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Funny story: Schizo Quentin Tarantino accused of Nepotism, he just adores himself + himself and himself, etc, etc!

Schizo Quentin Tarantino accused of Nepotism, he just adores himself + himself and himself, etc, etc!

Quentin Tarantino the renowned "Schizo" has been accused of nepotism whilst sitting on a jury at the film festival in Venice. Quentin often has a problem dealing with the many characters in his head and that's the reason why he turned to film-maki...
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Funny story: California Rules Schizophrenics Can Drive In Car Pool Lanes

California Rules Schizophrenics Can Drive In Car Pool Lanes

A California court has ruled that schizophrenics are to be allowed to travel in car pool lanes. The decision is based on the idea that when a person with schizophrenia is in a vehicle, there is more than one person. To deny this would be to not rec...
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Funny story: Schizophrenic Burglar Arrests Himself

Schizophrenic Burglar Arrests Himself

A burglar who shares his split personality with a high ranking police officer yesterday shocked police officers in Todmorden, West Yorkshire when he arrested himself and brought himself in for questioning at the local police station. "Thirty years...
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Funny story: New sex robot dubbed a schizo

New sex robot dubbed a schizo

Las Vegas - (Ass Mess): A new mechanical life-size rubber doll may be prematurely withdrawn from the market after its inventor revealed the automaton 'comes with five personalities'. The 'Roxxxy' made its debut at the Adult Entertainment Expo this...
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Funny story: Serial Do-Gooder taunts police

Serial Do-Gooder taunts police

Omaha, Nebraska - A serial do-gooder has been hunting the students and faculty of Creighton University, and for some time been taunting the police, it was admitted today. In a hastily called press conference, Chief Andrew Wiles confirmed what the...
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Funny story: OBAMA, 80% Popularity in France: Is Toxoplasma the Reason?

OBAMA, 80% Popularity in France: Is Toxoplasma the Reason?

The Obama popularity phenomenon in France has raised the eyebrows of some of the world's top research scientists! The statistics cannot be ignored - this is fact. Half of us, scientists say, carry the parasitic protozoa Toxoplasma gondii. And onc...
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Funny story: My message board atracts some weirdos

My message board atracts some weirdos

Some of the best comments from online message boards Instead of putting ill animals down cant we release loads of them on to unexploded mine fields and save the lives of soldiers? Graham - age 8 in Kent I just HAVE to share this. I recently went on holiday to Scotland and didn't pack a coat because the weather looked nice. It rained the entire two weeks we were there! Good job a packed...
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Funny story: Me, Myself and someone else

Me, Myself and someone else

A Schizophrenic man who threatened suicide meant that the Police had no alternative but to treat it then as a hostage situation.
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Funny story: Dr. Edward Maxwell is His Own Wife

Dr. Edward Maxwell is His Own Wife

During a follow up evaluation with Dr. Edward Maxwell, Dr. Pankerman has found out some interesting news. It has become apparent to Dr. Panker man that, Dr. Maxwell is clearly worse off than he originally thought.
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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Staff Undergoes Psychiatric Evaluations.

TheSpoof.com Staff Undergoes Psychiatric Evaluations.

In recent spoof news, The Spoof writer known as Dr. Edward Maxwell has been diagnosed with split personalities. When Dr. Maxwell's stories seemed to bounce from good to bad, personal rant to real news, the staff of TheSpoof.com became wary.
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Funny story: Opinion reversed on paranoid mental patient

Opinion reversed on paranoid mental patient

Mental health experts released a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic from a mental institution this afternoon when doctors and other mental health professionals determined that he really was hearing voices and people really were out to get him.
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