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Halloween to Happyween: Smiles Not Scares This Year

Funny story: Halloween to Happyween: Smiles Not Scares This Year

"This year is scary enough," says Heather Jamison, suburban mom. "A bunch of us got together, and decided to find ways to give kids a break this Halloween rather than scare them any more than they already are." The idea seems to be catching on across the nation. As the presidential election continues to progressively devolve in more disturbing and grotesque ways on a daily basis, parents are...

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A Rogue Computer Speaks

Funny story: A Rogue Computer Speaks

I don't have pointy teeth, a black cape, a bad haircut, or a see-through body. But can I be scary? You betcha! Y'see, I'm a computer in the general reference room of a local library. A bad, bad computer. One who makes up emails and sends them to library patrons. Spooky! And fun -- to annoy, enrage, scare a lot of folks. Whatever. Oh, you thought only humans can be scary? Get with it. This is...

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Kristen Stewart Shits Pants on Meeting Robert Redford?

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Shits Pants on Meeting Robert Redford?

After the premiere of Camp X-Ray last week, director Peter Sattler and the cast members Kristen Stewart, Peyman Moaadi and Lane Garrison stopped by a whole group of us to talk about the drama which is about a Guantanamo Bay prison guard. The cast...

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Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson Go Screaming, Fleeing House

Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson Go Screaming, Fleeing House

Rob Pattinson had just taken Kristen Stewart over the weekend to see a foreign film with subtitles, that was a horror movie. "I had never seen one of those", stated Pattinson, "and didn't expect much but I was very much surprised by the guy who pr...

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Some Scary Thoughts That Need To Be Thunk About

Funny story: Some Scary Thoughts That Need To Be Thunk About

Here Are Some Really Scary Thoughts: The people running for President have no problem wasting huge sums of other people's money and spending incredible amounts of time making themselves look good for the campaigns. What is to prevent them from doing the same when they are elected. Medically, Dick Cheney does not have a pulse because of his heart pump. The definition of a terrorist also f...

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Michael Myers is not playing games anymore and will kill

SPRING CREEK, MN - Michael Myers issued a statement on his Twitter account that scared many people in Spring Creek county. Myers reportedly said, "Just because I'm still alive doesn't mean I have to put up with being bullied anymore. I will retaliate...

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"Paranormal Activity" Will Scare The Crap Out Of You!

Funny story: "Paranormal Activity" Will Scare The Crap Out Of You!

The new low-budget movie is anything but low on the chill bumps as a couple filming their own life story take on something without a natural life or that's the way it seems. This movie, which has paid only $500,000 plus a percentage of the intake...

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Scarier Than "Paranormal Activity", "Bell Witch" Combined

Funny story: Scarier Than "Paranormal Activity", "Bell Witch" Combined

A new low-budget movie has been released from the weird people that brought you the low-budget thriller, "Our Wedding In 1955". Already, "Our Wedding" is said to make the new movie, "Paranormal Activity" look like child's play. The movie, actua...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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