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Funny story: 'Satanic Sluts' agency bust

'Satanic Sluts' agency bust

London - (Ass Mess): It launched the careers of scores of badass old slags. But today Nigel Wingrove's soft porn empire has gone folded owing millions. Recent signees Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Bailiie and Koo Stark's daughter Kate Middleton have b...
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Funny story: Sachs disinherits Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie over Russell Brand shagging fiasco

Sachs disinherits Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie over Russell Brand shagging fiasco

London - (Russ/Ross Mess): Comic TV actor Andrew Sachs has disinherited granddaughter Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie for subjecting the family to the lurid Russell Brand shagging farce. Baillie's Daily Screws intimate blow-by-blow revelations "...
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Funny story: Russell Brand caught shagging more 'satanic slut' granddaughters: of Che Guevara, Manuel Noriega, General Pinochet and Hugo Chavez

Russell Brand caught shagging more 'satanic slut' granddaughters: of Che Guevara, Manuel Noriega, General Pinochet and Hugo Chavez

New York - (ReUterus & Succubus Ass Mess): "The man's insatiable for Satanic Slut vagina vipers!" LAFagHagSlagMag Manhattan correspondent Dave Skank commented today as the news broke of UK comic Russell Brand's latest demonic conquest, Che Guevar...
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Funny story: Excommunicated parishioners say Opus Dei priest is Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie's father

Excommunicated parishioners say Opus Dei priest is Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie's father

London - (OMFG! Mess): London's top Opus Dei pastor has been identified as the blood-father who spawned 'Satanic Sluts' stripper Georgina Baillie. His former North London parishioners say they were excommunicated after claiming the Opus Dei inquis...
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Funny story: Vatican demands Satanic Sluts exorcism

Vatican demands Satanic Sluts exorcism

Vatican - (Holy Shit! Mess): The BBC's shambolic Russell Brand slag-shagging shame fiasco took a new twist this weekend with the Vatican urging an immediate exorcism of Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie. Pope Joe 'The Plumber' Ratzinger apparently...
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Funny story: Satanic Slut Georgina Baillie To Star In Nude Adult Panto

Satanic Slut Georgina Baillie To Star In Nude Adult Panto

The woman at the center of 'manuelgate' is set to star in Panto with her dominatrix gang of Satanic Sluts in an adult version of Snow White and the Seven Horny Lesbian Dwarfs. Georgina Baillie says she is delighted by her recent exposure and his...
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Funny story: Russell Brand's Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie eclipsed by luscious Sydney Jo Jackson

Russell Brand's Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie eclipsed by luscious Sydney Jo Jackson

Los Angeles - (Ms Voluptua Mess): No more Satanic Sluts shenanigans on seamy Hampstead Heath shag-sites for the UK's most reviled extertainer this weekend! Russell Brand looked relaxed and high as a kite as he wowed a packed Largo Coronet Theatre...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin duped by Russell Brand's "I shagged your daughter Bristol" phone call

Sarah Palin duped by Russell Brand's "I shagged your daughter Bristol" phone call

Juneau, Alaska - (Satanic Sluts Mess): GOP vice presidential wannabe Sarah Palin has been duped by a prank phone call from Russell Brand telling her he shagged her daughter Bristol. Brand, 33, said the experience was cathartic and that he was tire...
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Funny story: HRH Declines Offer To Join Satanic Sluts Dance Troupe

HRH Declines Offer To Join Satanic Sluts Dance Troupe

Buckingham Palace, London, England - Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth The Second has declined an offer to join the Satanic Sluts dance troupe. In a statement issued from the palace the reasons given were that HRH is knocking on a bit and that ce...
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Funny story: We all shagged Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie says Wogan

We all shagged Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie says Wogan

London - (Slutty Ass Mess): Septuagenarian beZimmer-framed TV chatshow host Terry Wogan is devoting an entire chapter of his forthcoming memoir to the night that he waited in queue behind Russell Brand to shag Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie. "A...
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