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Funny story: Norway Tells Russia They Are Putting A Stop To The Sardine Shipments

Norway Tells Russia They Are Putting A Stop To The Sardine Shipments

OSLO, Norway - The Norwegian government has stated that they will no longer be sending sardines to Russia. The decision was made due to the fact that Russian leader Vladimir Putin is not backing off of his aggression against the Ukraine. Norway...
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Funny story: The English Channel's Water Level Is Going Down

The English Channel's Water Level Is Going Down

NEW YORK CITY - U.S. oceanic scientists are reporting that the English Channel is losing about 9 gallons of seawater per year. They stressed that although there is no need for concern at the present time, weather experts are keeping a close eye on...
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Funny story: California Considering A Ban On Tuna Fish

California Considering A Ban On Tuna Fish

SACRAMENTO - There is talk coming out of the state's capital that there is a strong possibility that the California Senate may move to place a ban on tuna fish. A spokesperson for the state commented that recent reports put out by The Amalgamated...
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Funny story: Norwegian Sea Oil Slick Could Wipe Out 27 Million Sardines

Norwegian Sea Oil Slick Could Wipe Out 27 Million Sardines

KRISTIANSUND, Norway - Norway's national news agency The Fjord has just issued a statement regarding the gigantic oil spill from the Laotian oil tanker The Laotian Rice. The Laotian Rice hit an iceberg and sunk spilling its cargo of 2.1 million ga...
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Funny story: A Maine Man Finds A $1.7 Million Oyster Pearl In A Can of Sardines

A Maine Man Finds A $1.7 Million Oyster Pearl In A Can of Sardines

BAR HARBOR, Maine - Purdue Skipbrewster, 51, has been fishing the waters of the Atlantic ocean for 29 years and in that time he has caught more than his share of sardines. In fact, back in 2007, Skipbrewster was named The Top Sardine Fisherman in...
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Funny story: A Fisherman In Oslo, Norway Eats 313 Sardine Sandwiches

A Fisherman In Oslo, Norway Eats 313 Sardine Sandwiches

OSLO, Norway - Onni Ristopani, 36, has always had a tremendous fondness for sardine sandwiches and now, it has finally paid off. Ristopani has just won The 57th Annual Oslo Sardine Sandwich Eating Contest by devouring a total of 313 sardine sandwi...
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Funny story: Norway Signs A Secret Pact With North Korea

Norway Signs A Secret Pact With North Korea

OSLO, Norway - The government of Norway has decided to protect itself against a possible missile launch from North Korea. Reports coming out of Norway state that the government has signed a secret pact with Kim Jong Un in which the North Korean le...
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