SANTA FE - In a move that has really angered many parents and pleased others, the senate of the state of New Mexico has just banned piñatas by a vote of 23-19.
For anyone who may not know exactly what piñatas are, they are containers made out of c...
NEW YORK CITY - GOP political mouthpiece Ann Coulter appeared on The View and she dropped a bombshell on Barbara Walters.
Coulter, a political pundit who is perhaps disliked by more people than even individuals such as Omarosa, Chelsea Handler, an...
WASILLA, Alaska - There is probably no one more depressed in the United States than the former governor or Alaska, Sarah "Snowflake" Palin.
According to her husband Todd, Sarah has been so despondent ever since she was fired from her cush job at F...
WASILLA, Alaska - Todd Palin has stated that his wife Sarah has been so depressed lately that she hasn't even shot a moose, caribou, or reindeer in over four days.
Todd said that it is unlike his manly wife not to go out and get in a state-owned h...
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Somewhere At Sea - Looking to shake its stodgy image and sinking popularity, the Republican Party has purchased Carnival Cruise Lines.
The move is designed to rebrand and re-energize the right side of the political spectrum. "From here on out, the...
CHICAGO - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin was in the Windy City speaking before a gathering of The Retired Teabaggers Party of Illinois.
Palin, who has lost so much weight she is beginning to look like a pencil with legs, arms, and a horrific, uncontrolle...
HOLLYWOOD - Amy Poehler apologized to Taylor Swift. Tina Fey says that Kirstie Alley will stop eating cake, pie, and burgers before she apologizes to T-Swizzle.
Swift, 23, is still fuming about having Fey and Poehler gang up on her during the rece...
ASPEN - Taylor Swift was in Colorado getting in some recreational skiing.
While in Aspen she revealed to Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole that she is still very upset with the sarcastically sophomoric remarks made about her by Tina...
JUNEAU, Alaska - After months of diligent research The Amalgamated Department of Data Gathering, which is based in Chicago, is reporting some astounding news.
According to ADDG representative Bagby B. Buckleybox his agency has learned that the sta...
VENICE BEACH - John Mayer was spotted at the swank Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop searching for a brand new tennis racket.
A close friend stated that Johnny, who's 35, had recently ruined two expensive tennis rackets when he tossed them agains...
WASILLA, Alaska - It is no secret that Sarah Palin feels like no one in the Lower 48 cares about her anymore.
And according to recent polls the Moose Mama is absolutely right. Even her fellow Republican cronies and cohorts at FOX News made that ab...
LAS VEGAS - Hulk Hogan, who is known as The Brett Favre of Wrestling, has just announced that he will be coming out of retirement again and returning to the wrestling ring.
The Hulkster, whose real name is Terry Bollea, spoke to Hercules Confetti...
Washington, DC - Calling the health-related retirement of Pope Benedict XVI "a tragic opportunity," congressional leaders have declared that America will field a candidate in the upcoming election for the next pontiff.
"It's a free world, isn't it...
NEW YORK CITY - Sarah Palin has just joined the ranks of the unemployed as her employer FOX News has shown her the exit door.
According to Savannah Bamboo with Political Salad Bar Magazine, "Reindeer Breath" Palin, 50, was fired due to the fact th...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight Series movies, Rob Pattinson has stated emphatically that he never dated Bristol "The Pistol" Palin as Joy Behar of The View has suggested.
RPattz said that if he were to sit down and make out a list of fe...
WASILLA, Alaska - Well after being married for a year and a half Sarah Palin's son Track Palin, 23, has decided to end his marriage to Britta Hanson-Palin, 22.
The couple was married in May of 2011, and in August of that year, "Blondie" as Britta...
Former Republican Vice Presidential Candidate and darling of the Tea Party Sarah Palin is to write a book about the 2012 Election.
Entitled 'If I'd Ran in it' the book is a step by step account of what she would have done to first win the GOP nom...