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Funny story: Sarah Palin Sues Church of Scamatology

Sarah Palin Sues Church of Scamatology

Wassilly, Alaska Former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin was dismayed when trying to enter the Celebrity Centre of the L.A. branch of the Church of Scamatology. "They told me I wasn't a celebrity!" shouted Palin. "I said, 'Do you know who the #@%$ I...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Denies Family Was Involved In a Drunken Brawl

Sarah Palin Denies Family Was Involved In a Drunken Brawl

Wasilla, Alaska Former Alaska governor and Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin denied reports that her whole family was involved in a drunken brawl over the weekend; a brawl that the police had to be called in to break up. "My whole...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says Her Grandpa Used Dinosaurs to Plow the Fields

Sarah Palin Says Her Grandpa Used Dinosaurs to Plow the Fields

SOMEWHERE IN ALASKA Former vice-presidential candidate and governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, a devout creationist, stated today that it was true that dinosaurs and homo sapiens existed at the same time because she remembers that her grandparents had to...
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Funny story: Bridge Collapses, Drowning 22 Tea Party Activists

Bridge Collapses, Drowning 22 Tea Party Activists

HUNTINGTON, WV--The Robert C. Byrd Bridge, a bridge spanning the Ohio River between Chesapeake, OH and Huntington, WV, collapsed on Thursday, killing twenty-two members of the Tea Party Movement. The Tea Party activists were reportedly on their way...
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Funny story: Obama Dumps Two Bus Loads of Illegal Kids on Palin's Driveway

Obama Dumps Two Bus Loads of Illegal Kids on Palin's Driveway

It was anything but a normal morning at Todd and Sarah Palin's Wasilla Alaska home. "I thought it was the garbage truck" said a befuddled Todd Palin "Then we heard all of these people outside, I thought it was just some fans, but then I looked out t...
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Funny story: Palin: Impeach LeBron As King Of Basketball

Palin: Impeach LeBron As King Of Basketball

PANDERING FALLS, ALASKA -- Sarah Palin is calling for the impeachment of LeBron James as the king of basketball, noting his pursuit of a max deal at the expense of loyalty to his most recent employer, the Miami Heat, is despicable, reprehensible, loa...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin and Alaskans Complain About Sardine Cum Polluting Waters

Sarah Palin and Alaskans Complain About Sardine Cum Polluting Waters

Anchorage - Sardines entering coastal waters off Alaska have once again left a milky substance for miles of Alaskan coastline, causing conservatives to complain about the open display of unwanton sex! "It's just disgusting!" said Sarah Palin, "All...
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Funny story: Paylin Taunts Poutine

Paylin Taunts Poutine

Having heard from intelligence sources (at any rate, more intelligent than herself or her supporters) that Russian troops were massing in eastern Siberia, former vice-presidential running MILF Sierra Paylin called a press conference at the western ti...
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Funny story: Palin: Surfboarding Combats Terrorism, Suspects 'Hanging 10' Targeted

Palin: Surfboarding Combats Terrorism, Suspects 'Hanging 10' Targeted

GUNSMOKE, ALASKA -- Sarah Palin believes an effective way to combat terrorism would be to arm surfers so they could protect many of our country's coastlines. "Surfboarding would be our first line of defense," said Palin, wearing a frogman suit and...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter Finally Admits That She Has A Tattoo

Ann Coulter Finally Admits That She Has A Tattoo

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Republican author and commentator Ann Coulter talked to a group of political science students at Cottonball State College in Tuscaloosa. Afterwards she met with GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater. Coulter was asked...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says That Sarah Palin Needs To Stop Acting Like She's A Politician And Stay In Her Kitchen Cooking Salmon Balls

Kim Jong Un Says That Sarah Palin Needs To Stop Acting Like She's A Politician And Stay In Her Kitchen Cooking Salmon Balls

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un the leader of North Korea cannot believe how Sarah Palin is allowed to go around making all kinds of outlandishly unbased comments that no one, except for the members of her Tea Bag Party, cares about. He noted...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems

Paris Hilton Says She Has The Answer To The California Earthquake Problems

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton has always stated that she has a reputation for being a ditzy blonde but she says nothing could be farther from the truth. She recently told Gary Busey host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she is really a whole lo...
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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Says That If Sarah Palin Thinks They Can Actually Cause Earthquakes Then She's Fruitier Than A Corsicana Fruit Cake

Al-Qaeda Says That If Sarah Palin Thinks They Can Actually Cause Earthquakes Then She's Fruitier Than A Corsicana Fruit Cake

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin recently told Political Salad Bar Magazine that she really and truly believes that the earthquakes that have been devastating California are being caused by Al-Qaeda operatives living in the USA. A spokesperson for th...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Wants To Spend $9.3 Million To Have The US Capitol Building Painted Pink

Michelle Obama Wants To Spend $9.3 Million To Have The US Capitol Building Painted Pink

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A lot of American taxpayers are very upset with First Lady Michelle Obama's plans for the United States Capitol Building. According to American Spotlight Magazine, Mrs. Obama has decided that she wants to have the capitol buildi...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Explains Why She Likes Sarah Palin

Paris Hilton Explains Why She Likes Sarah Palin

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton was sitting in The Haven of Hair Saloon on Rodeo Drive when talk got around to politics. Hilton told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she really didn't know a whole lot about politics except for the fact that the Repu...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Is Now Saying That The White House Cooked Up The Story of A Volcano Underneath Yellowstone National Park

Sarah Palin Is Now Saying That The White House Cooked Up The Story of A Volcano Underneath Yellowstone National Park

WASILLA, Alaska - Vice-President Joe Biden, Ryan Seacrest, and Ke$ha all agree that Sarah Palin has just way too much free time on her hands. The Loose Moose from the Iceberg State has just issued her latest anti-Obama malarkey. The Tina Fey lo...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Believes That The California Earthquakes Are Being Caused By Al-Qaeda

Sarah Palin Says She Believes That The California Earthquakes Are Being Caused By Al-Qaeda

WASILLA, Alaska - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that the former governor of Alaska and failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has commented on the California earthquake situation. Palin, who is 50, told PSBM's Savannah...
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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Reveals North Korea Breached Alaskan Servers

Kim Jong Un Reveals North Korea Breached Alaskan Servers

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has admitted that he did in fact give the order for his director of computers, to breach the Internet servers in Alaska. The leader of North Korea told The Rice Paddy National News Agency that he did so because...
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