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Karl Largerfeld tampon launched

Funny story: Karl Largerfeld tampon launched

Visitors to the Paris fashion show were stunned by the unveiling of the latest designer fashion accessory yesterday. The new tampon modelled by Kate Moss was an instant hit with fashion buyers, and drew gasps of appreciation from the audience.

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Consumers: iPad Not as Absorbent as Leading Pad.

Funny story: Consumers: iPad Not as Absorbent as Leading Pad.

Consumers are weighing in on the latest offering from Steve Jobs, Inc., and they are not happy. In a recent marketing survey, 89% of iPad users found that it wasn't any more absorbent than the leading pad. Further, 97% said they continued to have tha...

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President Obama Says He Has Decided To Turn The Grand Canyon Into A Sanitary Landfill

Funny story: President Obama Says He Has Decided To Turn The Grand Canyon Into A Sanitary Landfill

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama was having breakfast at the White House's Millard Fillmore Commemorative Breakfast Room with President Nacho Winslow of Mexico, President Johnny Gomez of Spain, and President Joey Maracas of Portugal when he was ask...

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Yankee Stadium Bans iPads, Maxi-Pads, and Pantiliners

Funny story: Yankee Stadium Bans iPads, Maxi-Pads, and Pantiliners

NEW YORK CITY - In a move aimed at showing the fans that the New York Yankee management still runs the show, executives have come out with a rather unique directive. Effective immediately the New York Yankee Organization has issued a ban on the br...

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Maxi-pad Maker Joins Effort to Clean up Gulf Oil Spill

Funny story: Maxi-pad Maker Joins Effort to Clean up Gulf Oil Spill

A consumer products giant announced today that they have restructured their feminine products division temporarily to go ahead with plans to produce the world's largest maxi-pads for use in helping remove the oil that is permeating the waters off the...

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Secret tape of Susan Boyle singing "Oooh Bodyfurm" in the eighties revealed

Funny story: Secret tape of Susan Boyle singing "Oooh Bodyfurm" in the eighties revealed

Producers at BGT are shamed-faced today, as tin-eared deranged, viewers of the programme have identified Susan Boyle as the voice behind the must have product of the eighties-'Bodyfurm Ladies thing-a-me-bobs.' The advert was a breakthrough; as be...

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Introducing: Pamela Anderson Designer Pantiliners

Funny story: Introducing: Pamela Anderson Designer Pantiliners

ST. LOUIS, Missouri - The Raveon Corporation, hurting from dwindling sales due to the fact that a lot of today's women are opting not to wear makeup has decided to get into the pantiliner business. So on Valentine's Day, 2009, Raveon will unveil,...

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Duchless Orgasmics Develops Organic Cotton Feminine Hygiene Products

Funny story: Duchless Orgasmics Develops Organic Cotton Feminine Hygiene Products

(Duchless Orgsamics) The Prince of Wales and Duchless Orgasmics proudly announce the development of an all organic cotton tampon. The Duchess of Cornwall and her husband have had an interest in Feminine Hygiene products since the beginning of the...

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Parents of future tennis star don't think Lil-lets can help Wimbledon dream

Funny story: Parents of future tennis star don't think Lil-lets can help Wimbledon dream

It would appear that the advertising campaign in the 80's where Lil-lets were seen as the "feminine route to freedom" and could "help with playing tennis and other games during times of tension" were all a sham.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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