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Funny story:  Putin Tired of Disengaged Obama, Threatens to Bomb US Golf Courses

Putin Tired of Disengaged Obama, Threatens to Bomb US Golf Courses

Moscow - Russian President Putin has become bored with not having a worthy adversary on the foreign policy landscape due to President Obama's lack of interest in world affairs. The Russian leader always welcomes a challenge and believes having a...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton Caught Panhandling

Hillary Clinton Caught Panhandling

Philadelphia, PA-- Former first lady and secretary of state Hillary Clinton was spotted panhandling today outside a Starbux on Broad Street. Ms. Clinton was disguised in a dirty pink pantsuit and floppy hat, but her prominent cankles gave her away.
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Funny story:  Ancient biblical ambergris litters site of Jonah's Tomb destruction

Ancient biblical ambergris litters site of Jonah's Tomb destruction

Mosul, Iraq - The wanton bombing of a Mosul mosque today saw much of the Iraqi city spattered with nearly half a ton of fossilised biliary secretion from the guts of an Old Testament sperm whale that did for the prophet Jonah. The seer was buried...
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Funny story:  Kerry Travels to Timbuktoo to Continue Peace Talks

Kerry Travels to Timbuktoo to Continue Peace Talks

Secretary of State Kerry traveled all the way to Timbuktoo by camel caravan today to continue his negotiations with Palestinean,Eygtian and Israeli negotiators. He refused to answer questions about the fact that none of the negotiating parties we...
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Funny story:  Man requests girlfriend to accept his marriage proposal again "with more enthusiasm"

Man requests girlfriend to accept his marriage proposal again "with more enthusiasm"

London - Personal Trainer Randy Offington demanded his girlfriend Suzanna Mills agree to marry with him with "more enthusiasm" this morning. Mr Offington had gone to great lengths to make the proposal special by taking her to a park where the two ha...
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Funny story:  McClaren and Moyes co-found support group

McClaren and Moyes co-found support group

Steve McClaren and David Moyes have co-founded a support group for battered and abused sporting managers, with the hope of providing an environment to rehabilitate anyone who joins. Both the co-founders have arguably received the most ridicule and...
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Funny story:  Extend Your Shitty, Meaningless Existence With the Nutrirocket Food Extractor!

Extend Your Shitty, Meaningless Existence With the Nutrirocket Food Extractor!

The Nutrirocket food extractor is the latest, most scientifically-proven way to extend one's painful, lost existence indefinitely. Thanks to the most innovative in 21st century euphemisms, we have magically turned a 40 dollar blender into a $120.00 (...
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Funny story:  Elderly blind man prevents aircraft hijacking

Elderly blind man prevents aircraft hijacking

There have been numerous reports of aircraft disasters in recent weeks. Some of the aircraft went down in freak accidents while others were taken down by antiaircraft missiles shot by terrorists on the ground. Yesterday, in an unintended heroic act o...
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Funny story:  End Of World Cult Family Get On Wrong Spaceship

End Of World Cult Family Get On Wrong Spaceship

Four members of a doomsday cult, calling themselves Scientopolists and followers of Ronnette L. "Old Mother" Hubbard have been taken away by a spacecraft with huge colored lights making strange "Close Encounter" type musical notes, from Area 51 nea...
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Funny story:  Prime Minister Netanyahu Goes Fundraising Amid Country in Turmoil

Prime Minister Netanyahu Goes Fundraising Amid Country in Turmoil

Tel Aviv - With his country deep in the midst of major crises and problems which demand his attention, including the current war with Hamas, Prime Minister Netanyahu headed out today for a quick cash-and-grab fundraising trip. The Prime Minist...
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Funny story:  Goodell: Red Bull More Integrity-Damaging Than Smacking A Mouthy Broad

Goodell: Red Bull More Integrity-Damaging Than Smacking A Mouthy Broad

MANHATTAN -- NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has announced that he will no longer penalize players for domestic violence, noting that consuming large doses of performance-enhancing Red Bull tarnishes the integrity of the game much more than smacking a...
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Funny story:  Ham-fisted idea  becomes a reality

Ham-fisted idea becomes a reality

A British man has become the first person in the world to undergo a revolutionary new form of surgery to restore his hands, which were horrifically destroyed years ago while he was wrestling a wild boar. Manuel Trotter, 45, of Scunthorpe, now has mec...
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Funny story:  Famous Barnsley Ladies' Finishing School To Close

Famous Barnsley Ladies' Finishing School To Close

Looking nothing like a finishing school, La Wombwella ladies' finishing institute was supposed to resemble the kind of back to back house common young ladies would one day inhabit, with stone steps, a microwave and a scruffy kitchen. But now due to...
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Funny story:  Shameless spin as Pope schmoozes up to Sudanese apostate woman

Shameless spin as Pope schmoozes up to Sudanese apostate woman

Rome - The Roamin Catlick church is in the doghouse tonight following widespread condemnation of a PR stunt involving Sudanese apostate woman Meriam Yahia Ibrahim Ishag. The 30-something mother of two flew to Rome with her family for a photo op w...
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Funny story:  Jerry Springer Nearly Dies and Goes to Hell; Rumble Ensues

Jerry Springer Nearly Dies and Goes to Hell; Rumble Ensues

HELL---Longtime tabloid talk show host Jerry Springer was pronounced dead from a gorilla attack on Friday, soon after beginning his Final Thought segment at the end of the show, but was eventually revived by EMTs at the scene. Friday's show, which...
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Funny story:  Bloomberg packed a parachute on his Tel Aviv flight

Bloomberg packed a parachute on his Tel Aviv flight

New York - Former mayor Michael Bloomberg personally demonstrated the safety of flying commercial jets to Tel Aviv recently, with a well executed publicity stunt in which he down played the threat of terrorist rockets that have been raining down on t...
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Funny story:  Gold to be Won at the Common Wealth Games!

Gold to be Won at the Common Wealth Games!

The Common Wealth Games are under way and we are assured they will be played out on a level playing field. Out intrepid Athletics reporter Jock White has called from Glasgow to advise us that he has discovered the playing field is much higher one...
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Funny story:  Rockets rockets everywhere and not a time to think

Rockets rockets everywhere and not a time to think

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's attack on the Gaza Strip is located inside a just and merciful response to Hamas rockets, echoed by President Obama's, "No country on Earth would tolerate missiles raining down on its citizens from outside its bord...
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