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Funny story: Citing Irreconcilable Differences, Jesus Files for Divorce from Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis

Citing Irreconcilable Differences, Jesus Files for Divorce from Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis

HEAVEN--Jesus today, through his lawyers, filed for divorce from Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis. Citing himself (Matthew 7: 1-2), Jesus said, "Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measur...
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Funny story: Kentucky Court Clerk Nearing Completion of Preparations for Martyrdom Speaking Tour

Kentucky Court Clerk Nearing Completion of Preparations for Martyrdom Speaking Tour

Morehead, Rowan County, KY - Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis has nearly completed her preparations to become a martyr and speaker on the subject of the abomination of same-sex marriage. Davis decided earlier this year that she wanted to make a caree...
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Funny story: Three States Begin Talk of Secession Over Marriage Equality

Three States Begin Talk of Secession Over Marriage Equality

No doubt the Marriage Equality ruling by the Supreme Court has angered state lawmakers across the United States. Some however, are taking their opposition of the ruling to the next level and are now considering secession. Texas, Louisiana, and So...
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Funny story: Gay Couple Fight Over Viagra!

Gay Couple Fight Over Viagra!

"I know what the problem is", Granger told his wife, Henry. "We were all lovey dovey until the marriage then you just got used to me so now you have to take a Viagra pill every night!" Of course, Henry stated that it was because of all the medicat...
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Funny story: Cheney Family Feuds Over Gay Marriage

Cheney Family Feuds Over Gay Marriage

Cheyenne, WY--Liz Cheney, in her bid for a Senate seat in Wyoming, has now gone beyond simply disapproving of gay marriage and called for burning homosexuals at the stake. Cheney is trying to appease the right-wing of the Republican Party, much of wh...
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Funny story: God Destroys Oregon After Michele Bachmann Moves There

God Destroys Oregon After Michele Bachmann Moves There

OREGON (or, what is left of it)--God today, using one of his favorite forms of genocide, rained down on the state of Oregon fire and brimstone until everyone and everything in the state were irrevocably dead. The Bachmann family, including Marcus Ba...
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